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EPISODE 46
"Just what I thought,” Howard
nodded. “A fork! And there isn't any wind blowing either from
the right or from the left. We're on our
own. One of these might have us out of
here in no time. The other would
probably keep us wandering forever - probably all the way to Canada. Which way do you choose, honey? The left or the
right?"
"Oh please," Betty cringed,
"you know how I hate decisions. I get worried, even, choosing whether to open
the can of beets that they cut in little cubes with crinkles, or the one in
circles, like the carrots. Only sort of
bigger... like purple potatoes? Someone
else decide!"
"Why not leave it up to
Spot?" suggested Timmy. "Dogs
are always right when it comes to
instinctual decisions."
Howard nodded, and his shadow... tall,
robust and flickering against the muddy tunnel wall... nodded also.
"Wonderful. Wonderful. Tell him how to choose which fork... oww!"
The match had burned down, and
darkness filled the tunnel.
"Which way, boy?" asked
Timmy. "Which
way?"
Spot sniffed and splashed, side to
side, and then growled his reply.
"He chooses the right one."
"Right, then," Howard said,
and led them off into the fork, prodding the mud with his stick. No more than a few steps in, a bear trap
snapped. But, after
that, only the dark and splashing.
"Howard," Betty worried
after some moments, "as long as we don't run across any of those escaped
slaves? The one thing that I could not
endure would be a strange colored person hiding out down here. Do you remember those Japanese soldiers that
they're always finding, way over there... left-over soldiers..."
"That's in the Pacific,"
Howard assured her. "This isn't an
island in the ocean, it's just a muddy tunnel that
probably empties out in some sewer, somewhere."
"Well, the least that you could
do would be to light another match."
"I give you my word," he answered, "that
there are no slaves. What would they still be doing, here? This is the twentieth century. Walter Cronkite says so!"
"But I'd still feel better if you
lit another match," Betty persisted.
"I just want to look at you."
"I can't," said Howard. "Remember, if there were bad people down
here, they'd be more able to see us then we would be able to see them. Besides, we have to save all we can for the
future. I'll light another at the next
fork."
"Are there going to be more
forks?" The prospect discouraged
her. "We might already have taken
the wrong one. I won't choose between
those forks either. Howard, what if we take more wrong forks."
"Then we walk," he
threatened. "Deeper
and deeper into a void without fluorescent lighting until the mud and the
slaves cover us over."
"But you said there were no
slaves..."
Howard thrashed ahead along the slimy
path, defying bear traps. None
emerged. He never did answer, and Betty
decided that it would better not to press the issue. She followed his footsteps, mud slipping in
and oozing at the crest of her high heels.
A silence and a darkness... twice as
dark and twice as long and twice as still as that which had preceded.
"Howard," Betty finally
ventured, "I think that I've figured out the lay of your
landscape." She waited, but he
didn't answer. Thwack! his stick cracked against the dirty, bear trap-haunted
waters. Squish! their
footsteps; Howard, Betty, Timmy. Spot
behind them, panting.
"Remember that night? The one where we watched the educational television, and you were telling me how the developers had a
way to put all life's failures on one side of the street and the ones who make
it on the other? It's true! Do you remember how we thought it so strange
that the family who moved in next to Jacob got divorced? Well, look at tonight... he got drunk. Tried to shoot a fire! They know everything,
those developers."
"I think that most of them are
Shriners," she added, after a moment's squishy pause.
"Maybe you've got something
there," Howard admitted. Al and
Martha have done alright with the cabin at the lake. And the Brannigans
are moving out to Haddon Heights. Ed
believes they're looking for something on the successful side of Auburn
Way."
"See what I mean? Lisa insists that Joe is going to be made
manager by the end of the year. If not
the Shriners, something worse... even more secret..."
"Could be. I hope so.
Pontiac's a good brand, and he's the kind of guy who improves his
product. Guys like Joe and Al Hoff, they know how to sell
themselves."
"Mrs. Dixon sells herself,"
Betty said. "Old Miss Gobben said that she'd never make it, but we all just came
to Margaret's for Chloe. Now, the French
Salon's a success, and Ruth told me that Margaret's is full of all those women
from the apawtments... s’cuse
me! And Lucy Sanders goes there, you
remember the ones who lost their mortgage and went back?"
"Sure! Sure. Harvey's customers.
Funny... I'm gonna miss him at the office,
laying points on football games after the meetings. Losing big, the way he always did! Anyway, all of that began when Arthur Sanders took an extra week's
vacation." He slapped the path for
emphasis. "And when he came back,
this younger fellow had just moseyed in.
Three months later... out of a job!"
"You never can be sure in
life," said Betty.
Silence. Darkness. Unseen things that sloshed
and wriggled.
"Darling, did you hear
them?" Betty reached out, touched the tunnel wall and jerked her hand
away. "It wasn't rats. They sounded more like something different...
rattling chains," she guessed.
They stopped.
"Whatever they are, they're
moving away," Howard said.
"They're fainter, they're going away. Nothing to be bothered
with."
"I'd sorta
hoped it was the ice-cream truck," said Timmy, pointing. "Up there!"
"Well, I am dying in these shoes," said Betty. "If we have to go on much longer, I'll
be full of blisters."
"Careful, honey," Howard
warned. "It's much too damp for
bare feet, you'll catch cold."
"I've caw't
code already! My feet hurt,
and they've soaked clear through my stockings.
If I take them off, I won't get blisters, or fall down and break an
ankle."
"Keep them on!" Howard
retorted. "This whole mess began
with Mrs. Harwood taking off her shoes.
Women shouldn't try to walk like men.
You're different. It's the bone
structure..."
"My bone structure hurts," she whimpered.
"No! You'll get sick, you'll pick up a piece of
glass, and then where will that leave
us? And what about the bear traps?"
"These little shoes wouldn't
help," she answered. "I've got
a code already... before long, I'll be wanting to
sneeze. I onwy
wish I had a cup of Waldo and Mawwene's
espresso. That would help the code!
Keeping on my shoe will only get me bwisters!"
Howard's response was an angry
flailing of his stick against the water and the walls of mud.
"All right.... take your shoes off! Get sick or die of blood poisoning... what's
that to me? They made me stand in the
corner. And now, I can't even talk to my
wife! I'm so sick and tired of you that
it's a lucky thing that it's dark, and I don't have to see your whining,
vengeful face. Or, do you want me to
waste another match?"
"No," Betty retreated,
"I'm sowwy..."
But, in a fit of rage and phosphorous,
he'd already struck his match.
"Here!" Howard hissed.
"What do you see now... mud and rock and destitution! Satisfied?"
He threw down the match with a sizzle
and banged his stick. There came a
rattling motion and a metal snap.
"Bear trap!" warned Timmy.
Spot began to bark.
Howard drew the stick up and propped
it under his armpit, the way a frontiersman would have handled one of those
long rifles. Daniel Boone, Fess
Parker. Marshal Dillon! If the stick had been a
rifle, of course, and if it was not so dark. "Yes it is," he told them. "Now, are you satisfied?"
But the only sound that answered him
was soft, yet bitter crying.
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