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April 24, 2022
GROW UP, AMERICA!
By Jack Parnell - retired Congressman and Independent Presidential
candidate
Syndicated
by Acme Features
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"Look
at me. Pay attention to me. Be fascinated by me. Love me. If you can't love
me, then go ahead, hate me - at least you're paying attention." |
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Donna Britt in the Washington Post on the narcissism in America (before Donald Trump’s election) |
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During his time as
Senator, Pa always availed himself of opportunities to take an early winter
break from Washington each other year, teaching a seminar for newly minted Congresspeople... dems and pubs,
the both... up at that Harvard School of Government.
By the turn of the
Millennium, however, them seminars became a painful
partisan experience like to passin’ the kidney stone.
At the last ever held, newcomers segregated themselves like high school cliques
in cafeterias, so the whole charade was scrapped before I came in. "The
venom quotient," observed Washington Post columnist David Broder, had
increased "faster than the ideological polarization."
His colleague, Dan Balz, predicted:
"When all of you reach the nursing homes, you are going to be leaning on
your rockers and beating on each other with your canes because you still won't
have resolved those arguments from the 1960's."
Like Mr. Hyde said...
not the ex-Congressman nor English doctor monster-maker, but my junior year
Civics teacher in Miller's Ridge... "the worst day
of your life will be when you finally get out of high school, only to discover
the rest of your life's nothing but high school!"
Everybody knows
spoiled kids, and what becomes of them... except those (like yours truly) with
the family affluenza to mop up the damage. And, though it hurts to say so, gumment has been a bad parent; spoiling Americans
rotten with permissiveness, promises and the pandering... on everything from
taxes to Medicare, handouts to plague un-unemployed couples hauling down a
hundred forty thousand yearly or suckers who signed up for thousands of dollars
in junk education from the onliners to cross-dressing
Mexican flag-burnin' terrorist Boy Scout marriages. "We
can attribute much of the 'crisis in confidence' to unrealistic expectations of
leaders," concluded one Phillip Shaver, taker of psychological polls... "a kind of adolescent rebellion encouraged by leaders
themselves. Politicians too often lack the nerve to get behind policies and
programs that take anything away from their constituents."
From adolescence, over
the past few years, we have devolved back into early childhood – throwing
tantrums and bowls of oatmeal at the wall – and I’m not just talking about Ol’
45. All of us collaborated on cutting
taxes on the rich, tossing food stamps, paper towels and circuses at the unrich and stimulizing the both;
and with funds borrowed from Saudis and the Chinese (and, until around the
start of the plague, the Russians) and ran 'round burnin'
dollar gas like rotten kids as filched their parents' titanium cards. Gas spikes to five when our friends, the Saudis,
cut deals with Mad Vlad Putin and we whine… drops
back to two, we party… goes back up to seven on the Ukrainian thing, we whine
again. Big crashes, bright lights, loud
noises, sweet and salty smells, spattering blood... these are the sensations as
excite apes and children and infantilize grownups, as oughta
know better, and the debt ceiling keeps going up, along with mortgage rates.
Hey!... pay attention to me!
Kids are supposed
to be rotten... the expectation, though, being that they'll grow up, which I
now see many as not doing. Instead, a
culture of showboating and disrespect wafts upwards from the schoolyard where,
as the aforecited Donna Britt observed: "in-your-face
too often results in in-your-grave" to the political debate podiums as
cover everything from Chief Executives on down through the Congress and the
States to Don Jones’ local showdown for Commissioner of Sewers. It's not: "I want what you have, too,"
says talkin' headshrinker Jane Ciabattari,
it's: "I want what you have, and I want you not to have it. I want to take
it away from you, and if I can't do that, I'll spoil or destroy it."
Ukraine is the template
but we’re not so far behind here in the Land of the Free – where organized
anarchists and atheists down in San Diego snatch away permits for Easter
services, rejected poets round up slackers to picket the little magazines as
then go out of bidness. Wealthy teenage girls stage beatdowns of the nerds from poor families for that Tik Tok there in China; Wal-Mart runs
up half a mil in legal bills, appealing this dollar judgement to some gimp who
found all the store handicap parking spaces taken by Wal-Mart employees, then
marks up our shampoo and Purell to pay for 'em...
Entropy loves
its lawyers! They’ll be raking in the plague
revenues until 2080, if we make it that long!
Now it may well make
sense to certain virtuecrats whose self-proclaimed
expertise on moral hazard slides over into e-con'mics...
specifically, on calling upon God to justify that them as who don't already
have it don't deserve it. Take Larry Mead, as in "The New Politics of
Poverty", concluding that... "various technical
corrections" having left the unemployed with an "inequality of
prospects", they stop looking for work, making unemployment their
fault. Victims of liberals and a nwordish
culture of insolence, "expressive lifestyles" and rock (sic!) music,
welfare mothers and unemployed men develop psychological deviance which, Mead
avows, "is so important that a number of poverty experts have recently written statements about it!"
Unfortunately, it is
not (nor will it ever be) hip to be cruel. "I have learned to be
suspicious of those well-meaning men who were noisy liberals or even Communists
in their youth, only to become hard-edged and even savage right-wingers in
their maturity," wrote James Michener (as may be excused for his
paleo-liberalism by his having lived long enough to have actually voted for FDR
somewhere ‘bout the time of these remarks). "I find such men abhorrent,
never to be trusted."
Although when FDR did
institute his WPA… he called it the Works
Progress, not Welfare…
Wonder what Woodie
Guthrie would've said 'bout them music publishers, suing girl scouts for
singing "This Land Is Your Land", among others, ‘round the campfire?
Probably something
grouchy, as that slouchy Old E-con-mystic, John Kenneth Galbraith grumbled, a
while back: "A society where the rich are obsessed by stocks and everyone
else by lotteries can never be a productive, progressive, happy place. It will
not be a place where hard work is the main value, or where people make sensible
education choices."
Hell, I'm
no tin angel. I've been to Memphis... been to Vail, too, and on the clean coal
lobby’s dime! Might say a House that can't keep its own in order would have
trouble policing foibles of the public. Might be right. So, as President, I'd
refrain from makin' laws against Hank Bucous, 46 year old mechanic and Kiss-personator
fanatic on Miller's Ridge as goes all batshit over those
Korean boys taking away our music and our teenage daughters and says so on the
anti-social media... I wouldn't even make Federal cases of all that end-zone
dancing or put folks in jail as defended or derided Derrida. There's real
trouble out there... like President Joe aping all that Romanian harvesting of
fetal tissue from abortions being sold on the London market like purple potatoes,
or the Chinese creeping into Siberia while the big, ogly
bear still has its gaze turned
towards Kyev, just like Big Tom Clancey
(Mister Tillerman’s nemesis) warned they'd do!
I was told, back in
the day, by a lady Perfessor down in Texas, that
kings and queens of Old Mexico afore Columbus lived lives of luxury and
power... but, every so often, had to justify their privileges by climbing up a
pyramid to dance before their subjects, then pull jagged stingray spines
through their earlobes, lips and places as can't be mentioned in family papers
while the mob just howled with glee. Somethin' to ponder...
"The naked skin
on the head of vultures," Darwin said, "is generally considered as a
direct adaptation for wallowing in putridity; but we should be very cautious in
drawing any such inference, when we see that the skin on the head of the
clean-feeding male turkey is likewise naked."
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