MEMP’IS

 

 

BOOK SIX – “MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE”

(Sunday {Venuday}, January 7, 2035, and After)

 

 

CHAPTER SEVENTY  “FROGGY WENT a-COURTIN’”

 

 

          No wall of fire issues from the boats beyond the gate, and the Veronica, in Reason and Mondretto's silver casing, jabs Norlin again.  He relinquishes his grasp on the petrified oakbranch and turns… dogpaddling… towards the shimmering wraith of the dead King's abode.

          The head of a phibe breaks the surface of the waters - long, green fingers curl, beckoning him onward.

          He dogpaddles towards Graceland.

          Something whines, zipping past Norlin's ear, punching the dirty water.  Just a bullet, he thinks, conventional fire... nothing to be fexxed over... and then there's another, another, then a whole swarm of angry, biting shots.  Norlin closes his eyes, lowers his face back into the King's slough and swims hurriedly underwater, with broad strokes... away from the direction of the shots and towards, as he hopes, the ruin which holds, somewhere, somehow, the answer to his dilemma.

          More and more bullets snark past, chirring like angry wasps, and then one creases the top of his left shoulder, stinging fiercely.  His resolute strokes sputter into a painful floundering - Norlin raises his head to take a gasping breath, dives, surfaces again, smells his own blood trailing, flowering around him like guilty footprints for unseen predators to follow.  A stink, a taunt, an invitation to...

          More hostiles!

          He hears the booming and clicking of phibes closing in from all sides, tries to command his injured arm to dig into the pocket again, dig out the Elvis-encrusted panties and wave the flag of allegiance at his amphibian attackers.  But his fingers won't work, and the King's visage has certainly washed out of Lisa Marie Klort's underthings by now... Norlin closes his mouth and begins to sink into a vast, submarine necropolis.  The bones of legions of the dead and defeated knights-errant gleam upwards with beckoning, phosphorescal gravity…

          The Corporal's mouth sags open - heavy water rushing into his lungs as he drifts down towards their bones.

          A batrachian shape approaches from the left, another from the right...

          An attack!... no...

          An escort!

 

          A phibe has grasped Norlin just under his bleeding shoulder, another on his right, and they lift him up, back into the murky frieze of Memp'is - head lolling, dreaming the drowning dreams of dying men; wasted love, missed opportunities, deserted by friends and family.  Propped up between the iron-hard splints of Graceland oak, impaled on stern, amphibian bone, Norlin feels a postmortem stirring in his loins - the breath against his face that must be Smyrna, or… even... Reason?  Has he been granted entry into Paradise by an extremely lenient deity?... or... no, he coughs, the lissome dreams dissolving into horrors - fish-cold lips at the tip of a smooth, tapered face against his own.  Troosh?  Peg?... or, no, what was the name Automatic Slim gave up in the basement of the Trouble Factory, that from the mildewy corridors of the Tulane to the vile pool of Mormentz...

          Norlin is kissing... well, being kissed by... a phibe!

          Not being kissed, however, being resuscitated

          Heavy water explodes from his lungs like the spume from a wrung-out sponge - Norlin coughing and flailing in rancid water, pain shooting across his shoulder as a fresh swirl of blood trails, cunningly, and the phibe's webbed fingers tug away the remnants of the Corporal's old coat.  Cold, rubbery lips pressing to the wound.  A tingling - not unpleasant - radiates clavicle to elbow; a narcotic paste of phibe-saliva coating Norlin's bruised flesh as he remembers, numbly, that it is a characteristic of Arsenal creatures to paralyze their prey before devouring it…

          Through Graceland's fog, the taunts from Eric Ice resonate, now… floating across a tidal wave of disputations from the other boat.

          "That your blood on the water, Corpse?  We be-comin'!  Might not see us, might not even hear us.  You hear?"

          "I said left... left, you kebbin' clockpuncher."

          Bister... no, Norlin's head throbbed, Kruppe!  Bister was, had been... the ringed, finger appetizer - the Jatesaneum!  Keb!  And then, Sergeant Chester Aspid, voice lowering with fear and awe...

          "It's an EastAmi national monument, Lieutenant... a national treasure... what you’re proposing, well it might lead to war…"

          "Not our nation, and it's nobody’s treasure – just another k'ballin, k'balled-up shack.  Not even a shack, a rusty old gate to a shack and the jesk'baller out there... kebber's goin’ down."

          Sharp phibe teeth bite into an ear and the weariness of pain, cold water and far too little sleep swirl away like blood; Norlin can almost swear he's heard a command.  He stops treading water and begins to swim towards the mirage ahead once more.  A blast of heat and flying debris precedes the shock and the noise – shards of hot iron sizzling as they plunge into the water with, through the fog, Kruppe gloating and waving the object in his fist…

          "Got grenades!..."

 

 

 

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