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from “the FEX FILES (first
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letter (12/30/34) and
9 Transcripts: 8 May – 28 September, 2023
RE: Request for Documents: EAFOIA file #66271 A
18 7904 DOC – First Transmission
Dear Petitioner:
Enclosed per your communication of 2050
hrs. on 1 September of this year are nine of the 21 approved out
of 138 items requested under EastAmerica's revised Freedom of Information Act. You may expect the remaining twelve
tomorrow. I regret to inform you that
the remaining 117 items will not be provided, due to the 31 December expiration
date of the Act. The law is quite clear
on finality of the cutoff date for compilation of FOI documents, as opposed to requests for the documents. Technically, this Office would be within its
rights in refusing you access to all documentation; however, in consideration
of Agent Thomas Norlin's distinguished career and
enclosure of his letter of authority, we've provided you with documents still
remaining in our database, pending operationality of
MAU destruction protocols. (Had our
legislators foreseen the resultant clerical overload, perhaps they would have
written appropriate extension language into the law. Since they did not, I can only advise you to
take this matter up with your Pan-American delegate, to make appropriate
inquiries through the Foreign Service.
Also per your request, documents have been numbered and sorted chronologically.
Certain transcripts (as well as portions deemed confidential,
offensive or obscene, of certain included transcripts) have been disincluded, per my authority. Regrettably, portions of Document 9 and 123
appear to have been misfiled by this office and are, consequently, subject to
editorial discretion of the EAFOIA. Again, my only recommendation is to either
write your local Delegation or appeal directly to the Security Directorate
(after requisite mandatory urinalysis).
I regret to inform you that authorization rates have been low
(approximately 12% in this month), but improvement is to be hoped for as time
passes and procedures become stabilized.
If you have any further questions, do not hesitate to com at 1 -
(666) 555-4090. On behalf of the Bureau,
our wishes for your father's continued well-being and enjoyment of his
retirement are duly conveyed. Health,
Security, Property!
Sincerely,
Edward "Blinky" Bannister
Documents
Co-ordination - Archives
EastAmerica Bureau of Investigations
Transcript 9 of 138 requested
Date: 8
May, 2023
To:
Leon Corbett, Deputy Director, JointAmerican
Substance Use Symposium
From: Devlin Whitcomb,
Executive Recorder, EastAmerica
Bureau of Investigations
PARTICIPANTS:
Dan Buhlesson - Homeland Security, Deputy Staff Superintendent
Frank Morse - Homeland
Security; Section Chief, Little Rock
A. J. Carpenter - NSA,
Assistant to Director, Domestic Media Relations
Irene Villalobos - Historian, Media
Relations, Yale University
Confidential Informant
"P"
DB: Very
well, gentlemen... and lady... we are back from lunch. This is Friday, 5 May at 1421 hours and we're
debriefing confidential informant "P", who's provided information
relevant to relic 216, which falls within the purview of Chief Morse's
district.
FM: Great
sandwiches, Oscar. Great
turkey. What was the name of that
place?
P: The (inaudible) forum...
FM: Great
place. Do I ask our Mr...
DB: P...
goddamit, I've told you a dozen times, no names,
Frank. We don't know who the [expletive
deleted - Blinky ] will be listening in.
IV: 1 is probably listening in now. [expletive deleted - Blinky ]
DB: Ma'am,
Frank... if we can get back to business...
AJC: Well,
before we do, I'd like to register a formal objection to Mr. uh... P's credentials. I
mean, with no disrespect intended, here we are potentially important
information, dynamite information, really, and the CI has a level-six test
clearance that is more than three months old.
I don't want to seem a stickler for details but this sure seems a
clear-cut case of a Section 278 kicking in, and I'm not at all pleased to be
proceeding in this way.
DB: Well,
just what do you expect us to do about that, AJ... I
can take him up to Fort Smith for testing at the 8-level and, by the time we
get through with this, it's for, for 30...
P: I'd
be willing (inaudible)...
FM: And
we've a plane to Salt Lake at 1930 hours to wrap up the Carl Sagan specimen
matter.
IV: Then
you've finally verified a positive? Terrific. Spacey [expletive
deleted - Blinky ]…OK, and am I authorized to report this to my editor?
DB: Well,
little lady, you've been helpful to us and I don't want it said that Frank and I lack
gratitude. I just can't go any further
without authorization, but I do give you my word that Jack will be on, at
least, the "C" list...
FM: Couldn't
you...
DB: At
least I said. We'll see how these things
pan out, AJ, on that other matter... since our Mr. "P" here has no
objection to testing, what do you say we take his
testimony now and do the verification and testing after our little
conversation. By the time the transcript
is signed off on, it will be all in order with 278 and we don't miss our plane.
AJC: Well, I'm unhappy. I just don't want to get into any trouble
with the District office.
DB: Frank
will see to that, won't you...
FM: Don't
worry
DB: All right, I think that we can proceed. Frank...
FM: Uh
yes. Mr. uh "P", you said that
relic 216 had been hand delivered to New Washington on 17 September, last year,
for testing, of which we now know the results.
P: That's
right, sir. I mean... technically, it
would have been after 21 September because the gang at the Centers for Disease
Control, where it was logged in... it would have had
to have left after midnight, 0200 hours at least...
AJC: Can you be sure of that, officer?
P: Well,
reasonably sure.
AJC: That's not good enough. How reasonable is reasonable... 80%
reasonable? 90%? 99%?
P: I
would say oh, 97%. 98%. The people who signed off on it would have
all been n duty at that time.
IV: That's
what I'm concerned about. Relic 216,
dried up as it was, could have been palmed by any one of... would you say
thirty people? 35?
P: My
count is 38. Again, say
97%, 98% certain. Coming and
going. There was a shift change near, I say near the time that it was logged back after
testing. There could have been as many
as four others...
DB: In
Atlanta, Mr. "P"?
P: No,
sir... where it is now, we suspect, in Baratria...
REMAINDER OF TRANSCRIPT MISFILED - CANNOT BE PROVIDED. BLINKY
1
NAME DELETED PER "REVISED OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT of 2028". BLINKY
Date:
8 June, 2023
To:
Leon Corbett, Deputy Director, JASUS
From: Devlin Whitcomb, EABI
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
PARTICIPANTS:
Dr. Villem
Saik - Atlanta Centers for Disease Control
Phil Mooney -
Security Strategic Process Office
Rev. Timothy Quayne -
Tilden Bible Institute
Simon Griswold - WestAmerican
HHS Minority Outreach
This panel,
sponsored by the Joint=American Substance Use Symposium, convened Monday, 5
June in Sedona, AZ, at a confidentiality level of five and under a Security
Threat conditions of Crimson - Extreme High Peril. Security sought to assess the minority
perceptions upon and/or hostility to the characterization of Lifestyle
criminals (LCs) initiated by JASUS in October, 2022.
Griswold, an
African-American senior officer with WAHHS Intelligence, advised Security that
sophistication of the target population is greater than believed by at least
30%, as tested in sample populations. He
cited the unreliability of verbal tests which require subjects to admit to
criminal activity.
Dr. Saik pointed out that a slight increase in the population
of aware LCs may actually benefit National Security, in that most borderline
LCs would be of a Level III, Receptive-Passive, who suffer from chronic lack of
self-esteem and would be more likely to accept LC categorization than Level II
Hostile LCs. The study, compiled in May
of this year, alleged Level IIIs would account for 64% of the eventual
crossover population into Level I, Resistant.
Phil Mooney, who
is also on the board of the Neo-Volstead Foundation, concurred with a topical
analogy in which Level II Hostiles were compared to hard alcohol, diluted by
ice or water, as compared to the Level III LCs, light malted beverages. However, Reverend Quayne
strongly disagreed, placing responsibility upon Media Relations which, he
believes, failed to integrate the process of economic and social disengagement
of the LCs with the relearning curve agreed upon at the Rochester Conference of
December, 2022.
It was the
unanimous recommendation of meeting participants that no change of policy be
made pending resolution of the Rochester contradictions; that remedial programs
of self-improvement be undertaken within the target minority LC-potentials also
tended to increase the longevity and fertility of the group, with the result
that numerical increase in the LC-potential pool exceeds the curve of
statistical, numerical increases. Said Griswold: "You take away their coke and smokes, you bring
back Prohibition and ban most of what they eat, of course there's some who'll gravitate to knockin'
the booty 24-7." This is a
recurring dilemma and, sadly, is unlikely to be resolved except by direct
intervention of President Bob.
It was also
emphasized that, to verify and interpret statistical information, a licensed,
tested and approved psychologist be consulted at the earliest opportunity.
Date: 1 August, 2023
To:
File
From: DW
Yorktown, NY
(EAPS) 27 July: Unlicensed graffiti
vandal Taylor "Big 13" Thurlow, 17, has
been apprehended by police in the Brownsville neighborhood. Thurlow was taken
into custody on Friday night and milked - current results being unavailable at
this time.
A police
spokesman stated Thurlow is believed to be a
principle promulgator of anti-Volstead, anti-testing, anti-Security and
anti-President Bob vandalism that has plagued Breaklyn
since repeal of the 21st Amendment to the EastAmerican
(formerly US) Constitution three years ago.
Thurlow has been removed to the Ellis Island
Interim Facility - a spokesperson for the Mayor's Office of Security, praising
the police, stated: "This apprehension sends a powerful message to
Lifestyle Criminals, those who would advocate for them or tolerate deviance...
government is watching, it is omniscient and, in due time, will not hesitate to
seek out and prosecute any defiant actions, thoughts or inclinations.”
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