MEMP’IS
- INTERMISSION -
from “the FEX FILES
(second transmission)”
Cover
letter (12/31/34) and
4 Transcripts: 3 October – 19 November, 2028
Date: 2 November, 2028
To:
DC
From:
LW
PARTICIPANTS:
Phil Mooney - SSPO
Werner Gauss - Interpol
Adrienne Callinan -
Department of Justice (representing Interberg)
Dr. Ken Ozawa - Atlanta Centers for Disease
Control
Tom Norlin - EastAmerica Bureau of Investigations
Dr. Sydney Croft - Psychologist
The above discussion took
place at the DOJ building in New Washington, DF, on 3 November. Mooney opened by reading a statement from
Superintendent Buhlesson, authorizing discussion in
response to that meeting held on 9 August, (see Transcript 28, copy attached) 6. It was the Superintendent's conclusion that
the private sector must not be invited back until jurisdictional disputes
between various governmental bodies are settled. He described meeting with President Bob, back
on the evening of February 3rd, at which time, the President was watching an pre-k'ball rerun of "The
F.B.I." in the private screening room of the Black House and reminiscing
about an occasion in which he played a terrorist on "Threat
Matrix". "The television
policemen always get their man," the President declared. "I want them in on this job."
Agent Norlin
thanked the President, in absentia, and described the options and limitations
of the EABI commitment, recommending that the task force focus on the so-called
white areas of outright consumer fraud and leave the matter of the government
slush funds for so-called "black operations... including, but not limited
to... remote subsidies of provocateur lifestyle-criminality subcultures... open
to future discussions before decision (not to be made without at least token
input from Budget).
He stated that he had
conferred with Irene Villalobos, whose recommendation is a high-visibility
attack with enough arrests to create an ambience of fear and vicarious anticipation,
coinciding with critical local legislative elections taking place on Tuesday.
Dr. Croft agreed on this
strategy as most effective from the short-term political perspective. "Most people don't study the
issues," she stated. "They see
politics as a sort of fog - in which fraud, money, testing and violence are
nebulously gathered into a package that can be aimed in the proper direction by
our friends on the Hill, and made to produce rain." She had suggested the appearance of and
capture of another Mr. Big - a foreigner, preferably, wickedly photogenic,
possibly (given the anticipated difficulties with enforcing the Family Defense
Act) a woman... "a dragon-lady sort, if you know
what I mean? That would facilitate a
tie-in to the plague…"
Uberkommissioner
Gauss, understandably, disagreed with the assimilation of the foreign menace
into the fraudulent specimen trade. He
observed that six of the last eight publicized narcotics kingpins have been
various Americans, and suggested that the European Community might respond to
another xenophobic fiction by slackening their own efforts in the War on
Substance. He implied retaliation might
take the form of an increasing discovery and detention of American nationals suspected
of substance abuse, to which Norlin replied,
"...and what's wrong with that?"
Gauss was also particularly
critical of Dr. Ozawa's handling of the Papal incident in May, in which Pope Jerzy's specimen was hijacked outside of Roanoke en route
to the ACDC (which incident was undertaken by foreign criminals on behalf of a
corporate consortium and resulted in summary excommunication of the entire
Catholic population of EastAmerica). Criticizing a lack of access granted Interpol
in cross-border specimen trading (and a decision, by New Washington, to retain
a 50% "commission" when the Papal sample was recovered and returned
to the Vatican States), the Uberkommissioner
warned that further such incidents could negatively impact international
cooperation in the war on substance abuse.
Dr. Ozawa assured Gauss that
the EastAmerican Secret Service, not ACDC, was at
fault for the hijacking and subsequent controversy. He advised that his facility has remained
tamper-proof, inasmuch as specimens would be worthless without provenances
supplied... for a fee... by one of perhaps twenty worldwide authorizing bodies
(in which fraternity, ACDC remains a member in good standing). This statement was questioned by Mooney, with
reference made to Dr. Vickers' renegade experiments with nuclear chromatography
at Stanford Cyclotron in WestAmerica and the ongoing [expletive deleted - Blinky ] at the
Household Research Institute in Jatesland. Ozawa responded that his was the majority
opinion that Stanford had not recovered its pre-k'ball
reputation, and that Vickers was a crank, if not a crook. He assured Gauss that the FexMarket,
the specimen community and the law enforcement community remained committed to
the Drug Wars, and that President Bob had taken possession of the Papal
specimen in the interests of EastAmerica, and not for
his own financial gain. (As to HRI, he
simply threw up his hands and replied "Barataria!")
Adrienne Callinan
suggested that, following the line of least resistance, a massive dragnet of
tobacco users from the Lorillard and Cubanito databanks
be undertaken.
She further advised that a contingent of actors, provocateurs and plants
be seeded to advocate resistance, then provide grist
for show trials - further suggesting a meeting be held between herself, Dr.
Croft and Irene Villalobos to formulate a strategy for publicizing this
initiative.
Agent Norlin
agreed, on the condition that the EastAmerica Bureau
of Investigation be the co-ordinating agency... as
per the policies of President Bob... and that Miss Callinan's
place be taken by Jason Interberg or a male replacement from Justice to avoid
the appearance of conflict with the FDA and to assure continuity upon removal
of women from all law-enforcement professions, as mandated by January 1st,
2025.
With no further discussion,
nor opposition, this recommendation was approved, and forwarded to the
appropriate channels for execution.
6 TRANSCRIPT 28 CANNOT BE
PROVIDED. IN LIGHT OF A PROBABLE
TRANSPOSITION OF NUMBERS, WE HAVE ADDED TRANSCRIPT 82 TO THE PACKAGE. Blinky
Date: 19 November, 2028
To:
DC
From:
LW
PARTICIPANTS:
Dan Buhlesson -
Homeland Security, Deputy Staff Superintendent
James
Ditmar - Congressman, 8th District, West Carolina
"Vinnie"
- HS technician (heard over loudspeaker)
DB: ...we
recording? (tapping
noise) This is Dan Buhlesson
of Homeland Security, and I am debriefing Congressman Jimmy Ditmar,
Democrat from West Carolina, Chairman of the joint House-Senate Committee on
Cloture, regarding Motion 5194-V made yesterday, Thursday 13 November. Congressman, would you identify yourself...
JD: (coughing) James Gilooly Ditmar, sir.
DB: Alright, Jimmy, would you begin with a
brief personal background material.
JD: I... uh... yes, sir. I joined the National Security Agency of what
was then the United States in April, 2009 and, after service during and
following the Cannonball Earthquake, participated in operations that, I
believe, remain classified... you can check the National Archives on that. With the breakup and cessation of troubles, I
was appointed to the Reform Congress of EastAmerica
in April, 2022, and elected to a full term eight months later. My district, it runs from Asheville south to
Greenville, did not suffer as much earthquake damage as did the western states
of EastAmerica and eastern states of WestAmerica, nor was it impacted by the flooding that
covered much of what is now East Carolina, but we're plagued by a stubborn
lifestyle criminal subculture. This
would include former tobacco industry workers, some of whom went underground to
join with the marijuana growers, methamphetamine and synthetic opiod-smugglers and neo-moonshiners. Many learned their criminal trade from
grandparents or even great-grandparents who practiced in the 20th century, or
earlier. As a devout Jatesian,
I have made the fight against substance-abuse a top priority, and now sit on
the House Rules, Defense and Appropriations Committees in addition to my duties
at Cloture.
DB: OK, Jimmy... to your knowledge,
are there other Congresspeople who are current or
former operatives for any agency involved with national security?
JD: Well, if there are, I
hope that would be classified (laughter).
On the other hand, I can think of at least a dozen who came over from
what was left of the NSA and CIA... that is combined... besides those from what
then was the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the uniformed services or who
came out of state or local law enforcement.
Most were either appointed in 2018 or during the purges of 2021; there
is a sort of tendency to trust the police and military in difficult times...
DB: Understandably. We are speaking of both houses of Congress...
JD: On the EastAmerican side... I suspect there was much of the same
going on in West America, CanAmerica and Barataria. Perhaps
less so up in CanAmerica...
DB: Well, that's helpful,
Jimmy. Now I want you... in your own
words... to describe Senator Dennehy's actions in the
Senate Judiciary Committee last session...
JD: He's a [ expletive
deleted - Blinky ]…
pardon the French... of course, you realize I did not attend all of the
hearings, only a few... I had business of my own to transact, other
legislation. Most of the particulars...
what went on behind the scenes, I mean... I heard from others...
DB: Trustworthy
others?
JD: To a degree. Dennehy was on the
floor for thirteen days, sir... he started with all that pro-drug, civil
liberties and Constitution fex... someone reminded
him that the old United States didn't exist
anymore, but he just rambled on. And
then wallowed into this sort of history... this weird stuff I... you know...
DB: It's
alright, you can tell me...
JD: Well, it was all about
piss, and pissing, sir, very technical.
There was a lot of scientific stuff... old fex
from before the k'ball, some tall tales and other...
filthy...
DB: Give
me an example...
JD: Well,
he was reading this... he had notes from what looked like a medical journal...
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CONFIDENTIAL (2:14 min.) CLASSIFIED BY SECURITY - BLINKY
DB: That's fine.
Now, Jimmy, do you recognize this document?
JD: It's
a Congressional transcript, sure!
DB: And this article in the
New Washington Post? Are they
identical... the long one, Jimmy, it says "Text of Senator Dennehy's Address"?
JD: I
think so, without reading all of it...
DB: Can
you identify these comments?
JD: Sure can. He'd been talking on and on about piss for
three days running, then he sorta went dry, so to
speak... heh heh... and I
say Jimmy this is it, he can't go on, we win. And then he pulls this big ol' book out of his briefcase...
DB: Alright. I direct you, now, to the first paragraph of
the article. The text. Can you read it back to me?
JD: Sure
can. He'd... I have...
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CONFIDENTIAL (57 sec.) CLASSIFIED BY SECURITY - BLINKY
…Control. Then the AAA Marble and
Granite Contractor. They make
tombstones, I believe. And you know the
consequences of drug-addicted gravestone cutters...
DB: That
will be enough. And this continued...
JD: Ten
days, sir. Ten working days... thirteen
calendar days...
DB: Now, Jimmy, is it your
opinion that Senator Dennehy continued his filibuster
over thirteen days, by resorting to illegal substances...
JD: Well, everybody's seen
that little flask of what it is he puts into his coffee... or did, up until Lattimer took effect, he's been sly this last month. And now that the Surgeon
General is working with Ames, Gregg and Lattimer to
get coffee on the list of illegal substances, well... I reckon Dennehy will be up a creek. They tested 'em during the filibuster...
twice, as Joe Foreman recalls, tested 'em all, but Dennehy
didn't ring up positive on anything except those vitamin shots the Capitol
doctors give us down in the sub-basement, and the kebbin'
government would shut down without those.
Now there are pills, you know, the diabetics I
think... they make you pee, my grandmother used to take them before she passed
away. So it is
possible... and I am not a medical doctor... that there exist pills that would
be anti-diabetic so you could, you know, hold it in. Then again, he might just have been using a
bottle under the desk; I've known judges back home who would do that...
DB: And
how did the Subcommittee take this?
JD: Not too well. Oh, there was a little smiling on the first
day, but that was done might quickly.
They were staring at him for a few hours, and some were sleeping. Senator Connors, I remember, most of the
time... and, after a while, there was a lot of coming and going with radios
crackling. Most of the press left too,
after the third day.
DB: And
were there motions to close debate?
JD: Yes, sir! Five. On the 26th, three on the
27th, and the last on November 8th.
All failed the two-thirds rule, of course, one vote every time. Same ol' fex.
DB: What
happened on the 27th?
JD: Oh, 'bout noon, this
fellow in a suit comes in and gives this envelope to Orelton
- they don't exchange words, Senator Joe Foreman says. Orelton comes back
from lunch looking like fex warmed over, so Foreman
figured he might've changed, so he brings up the first motion for cloture. Orelton votes no,
but looks bad, so he tried again, an hour later. 'Bout fifteen minutes before closin' time, he goes out to the little boy's room and
doesn't come back, so Joe calls for another vote, but Dennehy's
on the radio and they practically carry Orelton back
in, couple of kebbin' drug-addict Capitol police, if
you ask me. Soon as the session ends,
next Friday... that would be the 10th... Orelton goes
back down to St. Augustine, puts a shotgun in his
mouth and eats lead. Governor appoints
Ken Smaller over the weekend and his first vote on the day we get back Monday
is to cut off the debate. Motion 5194-V, passes six - two. Dennehy just sits
there, looking hotter than a jack o'lantern. Next day, Richie introduces those impeachment
papers on him 'n the other keb... meanwhile Lattimer's on its way to approval, signature and passage.
DB: Congressman,
do you think Senator Dennehy abused his office?
JD: What? Oh... sure!
Sure, I do! Substantially! There is no question that libertinous
conduct such as his… not only
substance abuse but sexual perversion, the inadequate disciplining of women and
children and the presence of so many… you
know… in positions of authority – well, God just threw his hands up and said, “Alright, if that’s how my people choose to
behave, they’ve got to be taught a lesson.”
DB: And
you will vote for impeachment?
JD: Hell
yeah!
DB: Thank you Jimmy, for a
job well done. Of course, this meeting is
to be kept confidential. We may require
you to testify...
JD: You're gonna put that keb in jail? I'd go
along with that... just tell me what you want to say...
DB: Uh,
that's great, thank you... Vinnie, can you run the tape back and cut out that
last?
V: (as
over loudspeaker from another room) Sure thing, Super...
JD: ...and when we need you, Congressman, someone from Homeland
might...
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