MEMP’IS

 

 

BOOK SIX – “MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE”

(Sunday {Venuday}, January 7, 2035, and After)

 

 

CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR  “IT’S NOW, or NEVER”

 

Barred from the motorpool, Norlin endures the short walk east on Cain, then half a block back to 450 8th Street, Southwest, under weeping purple skies whose Elvis-tears drive the policeman onward, soaked to the skin under his cheap, futile Departmental umbrella .  On the corner, Henry Hat… cactus-dry beneath galoshes and xanthous slicker… lounges beneath the shelter of a cornice, deftly sliding the dotted paint-by-numbers canvas (substantially enhanced, by now, with blue, red and yellow blotches) from the portfolio and studying (or, perhaps, admiring) its chromoplastic vissure while Norlin removes his skimmer, cold hands fumbling.

          "Put that away.  Mondretto will not resist arrest.  It is his desire to be captured."

          Norlin shakes his head; water flies everywhichway (although it appears to dissipate before reaching Henry Hat and his tableaux).  "Is that your psychology of the criminal mind... as you are given to understand it?"

          "Of this criminal, yes."

          Norlin looks down at his weapon, finally pushes it back into the pocket of his overcoat (where it nestles within Lisa Marie Klort's rumpled, crusted panties).  The suspect's lozenge is a commercial warehouse; windows hinting floors somewhat taller than usual... fifteen of them, dating the structure back to the earliest days of Triple-J's suzerainty.  There is faint, century-old jas wafting out one of the windows... Count Basie, perhaps, Norlin remembers.  Or, maybe, Duke Ellington.

          "Knowing this fellow," Norlin presumes, staring upwards to count windows and receiving, for his trouble, a mouth and nostrilsful of rain, "his studio would probably be on the eighth floor.  But where..."

          "He is an egoist," the man in yellow reminds.  "His ego would command a view of the Trouble Factory, through that lozenge across the street and those on Seventh…not to mention the Jatesaneum and, quite possibly, the Specimen Depository, as also..."

Norlin drifts away from the door, past some ancient, battered metal garbagecans upon which unholy rain beats a frenzied tattoo... gazes between buildings to the Trouble Factory, shimmering in New Plastic mist, then up, again, towards the windows.  He points...

"There!"

Henry Hat, having replaced the wrapping paper over his half-completed Mondretto-by-the-numbers, sidles past, glancing into the trashcans as he passes.  Face down in one are several rough, pencil sketches... the suncop removes the topmost, shakes it dry and glances, then lifts the remainder and stuffs them beneath his impermeable without showing any to Norlin.

"He's waiting for us.  More, perhaps, than we've wanted him and awaited this moment, he's anticipated this opportunity."

The ground floor door is unlocked, allowing the policemen entry into a corridor of doors behind which hum strange, unseen machineries.  Soon, they are facing an untrustworthy-looking elevator with an old-fashioned manual crank.  Norlin's fist closes around the handle, pressing it forward until the lift begins its lurching, shuddering ascent until, on the eighth floor, radiance streams through the only open door in sight.  Walking resolutely towards the felon's studio, Henry Hat juggles his connect-the-dots canvas and the discarded sketches within his raincoat - the Corporal overtakes him, knocks on the bare, flaking concrete sill, announcing himself...

          "Police!"

          "I've been waiting for you," the criminal answers, from within his lair.

          Norlin's first estimation of Mondretto is that he's an undistinguished fellow... average or somewhat beneath in stature and thin, at that; balding, almost severe in a white dress shirt, gray slacks and the nondescript blue suedette shoes found in any discount bin at the Onlimart... only his eyes betraying the germ of eager, glowing fanaticism.  The studio, too, is sparsely furnished - although its dangling wires and exposed pipes remind Norlin of C-Squad, as do the stains and fungi on those walls.  Rain spatters in through an open window, beneath which the criminal's ancient turntable revolves, thrusting hot jazz from a black disk out into the flailing storm.  There is a well-traveled card table... only one battered chair, but several empty produce crates from the Chinese Market, also... and perhaps a score of overturned plastic chemical drums.  An icebox and solitary hotplate, a shelf of black and white labeled canned food and, in one empty can, a tulip, lacquered black.   There are copies... or, perhaps, as the policeman considers now, stolen (or at least salvaged, given the chaotic ruination of so many East and WestAmerican museums in the k’ball) originals... of Mondrians on the walls, innumerable shrouded paintings atop the plastic drums, perhaps hundreds more stacked up against the walls, flanking a Parisian streetsign (this assuredly stolen): Rue du Depart.  A lone easel, its masterpiece veiled by a dustless (yet grimy) pillowcase.

          A miasma of depression like midsummer Baratarian humidity envelops the Corporal.  He has risked his life, put his position in peril... for this!

          Another kebbin' crazy...

"Henry!  Corporal Norlin... at last!" prattles the gregarious criminal, flailing his skinny arms, pumping his fist toward the decaying walls.  Even at a distance, Mondretto's rancid breath precedes his greeting; a tang of illicit salt herring that turns Norlin's stomach until he looks away, whereupon an inexpert imitation of Broadway Boogie Woogie afflicts his vision.  "At last!  Can I bring you something?" their host pants, "...water, an Integral.  I'm afraid all I have are fifty-fives. I have a low tolerance for extremities..."

          "Just sit over there," Norlin points to the chair, "and keep your kebbin' hands on that table where I can see them."

          "Integrals will be fine," Henry Hat counterindicates - inclining his head towards Norlin, away from the view of their suspect.  "Thank you for your hospitality, and we are very, very interested in what you have to say…" and, silently, he mouths the word "Confess!" until Norlin shrugs.  The criminal retrieves a bottle opener and three 55's from the icebox, setting them on a table in a straight line.  He frowns… pushes the foremost an inch to the left, its neighbor a half-inch to the right, then invites the police…

          "The bar is open.  Help yourselves!"

          Norlin rolls a few drops round his palate, wary of poison or some sort of incapacitating agent... even more of Dr. Shore's furtive laxatives... but it's just a bland, old, slightly fusty 55.  Probably well past its expiration date - and the insipid beverage motivates the policeman to get on with his interrogation.

          "Sir," he commences, "…you have represented yourself as Mondretto, no doubt an act of discipleship towards that antek'ball painter, deceased, now, how long… a century?"

          "O no, hardly that, only ninety-some years!  And, lest we commence this interview upon a foundation of misunderstandings, let me assure you that… whereas Mondrian was, and is, my primary teacher and I, therefore, his diminutive… we are not entirely in accord; were he around to-day, my argument would be that he is not sufficiently Mondrianiste.  Of course, time is at issue, also… were he alive and the beneficiary of all of this century's scientific progress, he might well have evolved into replacing his New Plastic with my New Plasmic…"

          "Perhaps," Norlin hurries, "but what I intend to establish is that Mondretto is a nom de plume or, as our coroner or another of the French-speaking Baratarians might say, nom de mort.  Your given name is something else, entirely, and is, I submit, Andrew Kowl.  Your occupation is," and he cannot help allowing a certain pride and contempt to colour his speech, "a portrait artist, usually operating out of the Chinese Market.  Commercial portraiture…"

          Mondretto*Kowl lifts his arms, palms out.  "We all have to support ourselves," he allows.

          "Although there are other occupations that have proven more lucrative - bank robbery, for example."

          Neither confirming nor denying Norlin's charge, Mondretto*Kowl merely replies: "Well, the best materials are jesk'balling expensive…"

          The recording on their suspect's turntable finishes, and an automatic device… Norlin recalls his father telling him that such machines were common, many decades before the k'ball… retracts with a click, dropping another of the circular disks to the rotating plane, whereupon the needle begins coaxing an unfamiliar melody from the tiny grooves…

          "Harlem Nocturne?" Henry Hat surmises.  The criminal merely lifts his bottle in assent.  "Strange, isn't it… a man as yourself, obsessed… well, let us agree - concerned… with the great game of the straight and curved should prefer such an antique, almost baroque device."

          "My teacher was as great a practitioner in the unity of opposites as he was in the primacy of New Plastic angularity," Mondretto*Kowl replies, and Norlin cannot help noticing that one of the criminal's blue suedetto shoes is tapping the paint-spattered floor, following the rhythms of the jas.  "In fact, he came to mistrust any limitations, including those posed by the boundaries of canvas.  Those black lines…" and he inclines the Integral towards one of the leaning paintings, "…well, they are intended to infer continuation of the vissure out into the limitless void; bringing the universe under my own New Plasmic thumb.  Whereas Jezekial Jeremiah Jates…"

          "I wondered how long you could endure," observes the suncop, "without dragging in the Adversary."

          "Triple J," and Mondretto*Kowl fairly spits, pronouncing the name as a curse, "well… he was untrue, even to his own warped visions of Undulation, Fusion and, especially, Recursion.  Warped, do you see?  Curved…"

          "We see," Norlin answers, disgusted.  "Hurry up!"

          "The great compromiser, willing to refract, to bend…" and Norlin's scowl dashes the criminal's smug expression, his words quickening… "a Tragedian at heart, no better than Oud, or Vantongerloo…"

          Figuring that he should follow Trouble Factory interrogation guidelines (lest some clever k'ball from the Law Firm exploit some minor Compliance violation to separate the criminal from his duly deserved appointment with the Solar Furnace), Norlin extracts notepad and pencilstub, looks up and asks… "repeat those names, sir, if you will… spell them out fully, and explain their relevance to this case.  Also, if you have information as to the present whereabouts of either of these individuals, kindly disclose it now, or you may face additional charges of obstructing a Trouble Factory investigation."

          "Good luck finding those!" scoffs Mondretto*Kowl - and Henry Hat stares downward at his yellow shoes, embarrassed for the Corporal.  "Both have been dead for a century, more or less… they were colleagues of Mondrian, at first, but ended up adversaries.  Vantongerloo, was a wretched symbolist… never accomplishing much, a wannabe, as the old folks might say… my teacher dismissed him as an ordinary Theosophist.   Oud, however, he was far more capable, hence vile, an architect, a man of mystery and menace…"

          "A menacing architect?" is Henry Hat's question.  "How was that?"

          "He drafted schemata for buildings that would not fall down."

          Norlin has been taking notes in a sort of scribbled shorthand, but the pencilstub ceases moving... he blinks, stares at the criminal (and wonders, briefly, if he should visit the Onlimart and avail himself of spectacles)…

          "And what the k'ball is wrong with that?"

          "When Oudplastic is replaced by New Plasma, that impure animality in Man engendered by confinement within impure walls, floors and ceilings shall disappear.  Not that I oppose Triple-J on the issue of carnality," the quicksketch man hastens to append, "it is, rather, that pure animal instinct should be left to animals, while impure Undulation, Fusion and Recursion are to be swept away by a Creative Destruction, extending to the architectural, as to all corporeal things.  The Jatesaneum being only the beginning…"

          "Then you are a murderer!" Norlin pounces.

          "Not so!  My  New Plasmic explosives did not harm a soul - it was the corrupt concrete and falling balconies of Jatesist Baroque negligence that caused those deaths.  And - what of it, what are a few lives in the balance against the institution of a whole, New Plasmic Becoming?"

          "You're insane!" Norlin charges, aware in the instant that he does of the gross travesty of the accusation.

Mondretto*Kowl sweeps the charge away with the flat edge of a palm.

"We approach… without endorsing, exactly… the means of baroque, as those barbarians in Mormentz express themselves - nor, even, their nebulously apocalyptic ends.  At least, there must be acknowledging of the vissure they pose… a realignment of elemental compositions, rather as the master dismissed Cubists, Futurists and such while, nonetheless, recognizing their worth in contributing to the breakdown of corrupt morphoplasticity.  A fundamental reordering of air, water, earth and fire, if you will…"

"Like the Cannonball?" Henry Hat attempts to be helpful…

"A temblor of the tenuosity of aesthetics?" Mondretto inquires back.  "I'm sorry - I've an unfortunate affection for alliteration.  Whoops!… I did it again!  I'm not from around these parts, you know…"

"So we have gathered, Mr. Kowl," Norlin agrees.

          "The world is all a stage - my stage - and I've created New Plasmic scenery and, also, sandbags to ring down a heavy, heavy curtain, long-overdue, upon a sick and decadent society.  Jatesland's City Council, the Law Firm and Trouble Factory have all forced Jatesism down the gullets of the gullible... sorry!… as those Strasbourgers forced grain upon their geese to enlarge their livers - with predictable consequence to the geese, and to the gluttons who consumed them.  Barataria pulls the strings of lifestyle crime, bringing their polluted geese ever into and out of the bunghole of Compliance so as to ensure propagation of an ever-hurrying, ever-scurrying captive population.  They are all in on it," scowls the quicksketch man, "the banks, fexxers, the planetaries – worst of all: the clueless rabble, the presumed innocents!"  Abruptly, he lifts a pile of paintings reposing against a mildewy wall under a window, next to the turntable, and hoists them up, lumbering towards one of those rough tables of planks, pilfered industrial drums and Integral 55 cartons.

          The Harlem Nocturne plays on.

          "You ask… if I so hate Jates, why would I sabotage Pearson, the Venusian?"  Norlin nods, though reluctantly.  "I have no affection for Mars, one way or the other, but my teacher warned, time and again, that the influence of the feminine destroys any nation foolish enough to embrace its curvature.  "When a nation relaxes its masculine vigilance and embraces feminine values, warned a prophet of the Pampas, deterioration sets in; barbarism sniffs opportunity and conquerors contrive to put it out of business.  When Ray Eberle and Glenn Miller sing 'at last, my heart is wrapped in clover...' what does that mean?  Has the beating heart been ripped out, served up upon a nest of cattle fodder?  Or, is the clover interiorized... a strange growth, perhaps constricting the lungs.  Or liver!  So, then - why sabotage Pearson?  Merely to cause chaos?  Absolutely!"

          "That's all?"  Norlin scratches his neck.

          "Isn't that sufficient?  Here!…" and the artist fairly stumbles over his feet in his haste to display, to the two policemen, painted evidences of his crimes…

          The "Harlem Nocturne" having concluded, a sentient silence permeates the studio and Mondretto*Kowl stumbles, spilling his armful of paintings across his improvised table.

          "Record's over.  That's what they’re called," the Corporal asks, "records?  My father used to talk about them, they went round and round… the jas, as you call it, the different people's music, and Elvis.  Do you have anything by Elvis Presley?"

          Mondretto*Kowl straightens as if some devil's flaming poker's been jammed up his fexxer.  "That… that baroque, hillbilly k'ball… my campaign as regards the Veronica opposes Jates, but, emphatically, not for any benefit to Elvis.  He was a lyricist… a mediocre strummer of guitars and so, howsoever unknowing, a Corporal in the army of Apollo against the legions of Bacchus and an enemy of planarity - sufficient!  That the Trouble Factory schemes to discredit this overrated, bloated little man and suppress his music is reprehensible only for its unintended sanction against the New Plasma, jas and bodily integrity… were it entirely up to me, as it may yet be, his blue suede shoes, sad hotels, clams and hound dogs would pass into a starless void without comment and, so, without regret.  But, as one cannot always choose allies - the task is to keep one's eye firmly upon the enemy, and…"

          "One's artificial eye?" Norlin replies.  "Curiously ah… Oud-plastik sentiments from the Iatollah of Incunabula, the self-anointed Pontiff of the New Plasma…"

          "You flatter me," Mondretto*Kowl warns, raising a finger, "…or mock me, one being the same as the other, in New Plasmic philosophy of opposition.  Which brings me to your probable charge - utilization of analog, circular disks as alternative to digital JatesCubes is not hypocrisy, per se, merely reification of the powers of Creative Destruction.  When jas became baroque, that son of a Mississippi pig thief was one of those barbarians risen to annihilate it; each successive degenerate cultural wave annihilating the precedent, lesser evil as brutally and efficiently as the Thracian women tore another lyricist apart in another, better time…"

"Orfeo!" Henry Hat informs Norlin.

"His case is outside our statute of limitations," the Corporal scowls…

"One day, after the New Plasma has taken hold, so-called music shall have been purified down to a sequence of adversarial sounds and noise," the quicksketch man proposes, windmilling his thin arms in a sort of rapture, "performed, unvaryingly, upon diverse electronic apparatus controlled by electronic composers according to stringent, mathematical equations.  Then, too, and only then, we shall see an end of deterioration of the land of the free into rancid, little security states.  True crime, as my teacher delineated, is maintenance of obsolete systems…but perhaps I speak too much…"

          "Perhaps," Norlin agrees.  "So let us speak of the Third-Fifth Bank, and its confederates."

          The culprit's shoulders sag.  "Well… k'ball!… it's no easy matter, mixing Protein X, and the components are expensive!  We don't all come from money, you know?  If I'd had to finance my explorations on portraits of squirming little morons like Jody, Corporal… well, at least I had the pleasure of meeting his mother.  Can you believe what Reason said while you were peering through that ridiculous, HRI-approved telescope?… yes, Corporal, I see, and the glass I see through affords me vistas of penetrability that you miserable policemen can only dream of in your sordid, Trouble Factory dreams… she said: 'Why Mister Kowl, everyone says that you're so pure!'  Imagine that, Corporal…"

          Norlin's fists ball, involuntarily, and he steps forward - whereupon Mondretto*Kowl shrinks back, warning "Compliance!"

          "Let the fellow complete his confession," Henry Hat advises.  "As he is doing such a splendidly thorough job of that…"

          Fists tensed, Norlin turns and walks to the window, staring out into the rain where, as it seems, the very streets of Jatesland are warping, melting, hissing and crackling and reminding the Corporal of chicken frying in the pan years ago, when he was a boy before the Cannonball, a boy in the United States of America…

          "If you could… uh… change the record while you are at it," the suspect ventures, "there is a retraction mechanism, but it's suspect, after all these years.  Like me, I guess… there are records stacked against the wall, choose what you will…"

          And, bending his aching knees, Norlin finds himself thumbing through square envelopes containing round disks - the names and pictures of mostly dark persons tugging at the corners of his memory.  Fractious images float upwards like corpses in a river - and, with them, a phantasm of advice from his father, something about an A-train…surely preferable to the B, C or F-train.

          Without even knowing so, he has picked up the enclosure containing an anthology of Duke Ellington - he lifts it to the criminal for his approval… his approval!… and sets it down upon the turntable, lowering the volume, however, so as to continue his interrogation…

          "So - did you send more of your little dillingers, as the Trouble Factory calls them, to the Specimen Depository?"

          A New Plasmic grin softens the rictus of the criminal's face, his features veritably melting with and melding to the achingly-pristine orchestration of the dark persons on the round disk.  "Not as you think," corrects Mondretto*Kowl, "as its ridiculously baroque Director will confirm, I had, by that time, refined my palette to utilize simple shapes, composed entirely in primary colors as, also, black, white and grays…"

          "That Director, what was his name?" Norlin fumbles.

          "Kleervogl," Henry Hat helps out.  "Kleinus von Kleervogl."

          "Him," the Corporal nods.  "He saw shapes, forms he named in a foreign language - German, I think, but nobody else within or outside saw a k'ballin' thing!"

          "Of course they didn't!" the quicksketch man sneers, "your common witnesses have not the first inkling of planarity.  Only when they encircled and enclosed the Veronica and were, hence, exposed would the shapen have been visible… there is a depth, I do not deny, but I defy you to perceive it even through the most powerful Jatesian glass.  You could mount a dozen such lenses… a thousand of them!… one atop the other, and still not discern their presence, but they would be there, all the same, just as, perhaps, they are here…"

          And the Corporal is seized by a compulsion to thrash and batter at the air before his face… as if he's wandered into a jungle of clinging cobwebs and stinging insects.

          The quicksketch man chuckles.

          "Oh don't fear attack by shapen or, even formen; they are here, to be sure… but they will not, and cannot, inflict harm on any object without first being infused by tension.  They may become capricious without tension; a tension, however, that I, Mondretto, daub into their genesiology.  Without this essential, germinal tincture, they're invisible… ineffable… harmless as mice."

          "I… I don't believe you," Norlin answers, mulishly.

          "Go to the Chinese Market if you will, and any Celestial may inform you that geometry, like rhythm, draws upon those invisible energies that compose the life-force… what Triple-J, with his rules and Solar Furnace, called the vissure.  And, so, we have Jatesian law and Jatesist schools - they propagate such lies, impose upon youth fictions and the contradictions of circular thought and ethical curvature… a posture of moral cunning and leveraged expedience; empty mental calories that displace rationality and the expressions of the Universal.  As my mentor affirmed that his New Plastic would be reasonable," and the quicksketch man gives Norlin a wink, "…my New Plasma has liberated Reason to soar to new, and unexpected heights…"

          "We'll see how you may sing your jas, once you're locked up in the bowels of the Trouble Factory," the Corporal brays back, fists clenched, "or… or, in…"

          "In Stimwood?"

          "They don't take murderers there, more likely you'll wind up in… in…"

          Norlin had thought to mention that murderers are more likely to end up before Lady G and, then, into the Solar Furnace than in a Jatesist Academy, but, then, remembers Zihei.  And Wilson, probably… not to mention Dr. Shore....

"Murderers!  Oh my, Officer…come now... I wouldn't hurt a clone," the artist scoffs, "well that's not exactly true, but near enough.  Those who perished at the Tulane, for example, they were dispatched by a creature of my own device, true, but I did not have a legally culpable hand in their actual destruction, nor that of the ridiculous Italian.  And that creature of mine impersonating a doop impersonating the Comte… well, he was no more alive than one of those ashtrays boys like your Jody, Corporal, are still forced to turn out in school art classes, decades after the smoking of anything has been prohibited."

Norlin starts.  "I'll thank you not to make further mention of my son, or my, my..."

"Sorry," Mondretto retreats, wrists fluttering vacantly.  "Igor Topple... he'd already come to his unfortunate end when I encountered him, dead as poor Frank, in the vicinity of the South Node... you might say I even provided him with a life, of sorts, beyond the grave, if only for a while.  Of course, Frankie's remains were collected by that horrid fellow with the dogs… so I decided to have a little sport with Mr. Said, and his pleader while ensuring my sentiments would be made known to the Trouble Factory.  That vile, little man... he richly deserved his comeuppance.  Professor Pearson has been inconvenienced... that his wrongheaded crusade has been justly discredited is only lagniappe, as the natives hereabouts say... and my recreation of Frank Desperate... well, since he no longer existed, in the first place… except in a few dried-up pellets of canine fex… you might say that I've returned to him a place in the firmament out of a rag, a bone, a few hairs..."

"Hair?" Norlin frowns with recognition.  "You're Terushka's kebbin' Monsignor..."

"...hairs," Mondretto snickers, "...a caprice, mine, and also a necessary component of Proteins X and Y.  Whether you shall prefer to think of me as demon barber or holy fool, even Creator, so to speak, I shall not give objection.  And, once Barataria has completed its task of New Plasmic Becoming… one consequence of which shall be the disintegration of putrescent Jatesian curvature dissolved into the vissure of virginal linearity… the physical glass-smuggler, newly reconstructed, will be spewed forth into this new, plastic world as an autonomous, new plastic automaton.  An Adam, if you will... my progenitor of that New Man whose capacities even poor Triple-J stood incapable of comprehending.  More experienced in the turbulence of this existence... if not wiser... no wonder the poor dook committed suicide and drew, with him, thousands of pathetic followers, no more than bugs, drawn to false light."

"But all those who died at the Jatesaneum?" Norlin persists, "...not to mention what those kebbin' lunatics up at Mormentz have in mind?"

Mondretto*Kowl dismisses the Corporal's implication with a shrug.  "People... no less than societies... the true lifestyle criminals who measure virtue and wealth by coerced offerings of loathesome excretions, deserve everything that's coming to them.  Look at how the Comte's murderous Clone Six has, as you know, beaten the system.  He just might enjoy life for many years as a very, very wealthy doop.  More likely, he'll trip himself up somewhere down the road, but all future choices are his… I wash my hands."  And the quicksketch culprit demonstrates just that, before the suncop and the Corporal.  "I do my job, and when my work is done, my creations have been granted autonomy to utilize or to abuse my gift as they desire… it is all that the world asks of God, why not of Mondretto?  A Becoming of pixels… so many little, little New Plasma portraits with stubby, digital fingers and toes, scurrying pointillistically down linear boulevards without a thought of diagonal short-cuts.  Diagonalism, like the convex, belongs to an outmoded past…"

"Then you stand with those murderous phibes of Mormentz," Norlin charges, "and their creators' plot to slaughter innocent children in their Jatesian sleep."

"I stand for chaos - all forms of chaos," the thin, fastidious criminal emphasizes, once again.  "Obsolete agendas, artifacts, even whole peoples will have to face annihilation before the New Plasmic Becoming may take place.  As for Gene and Noira Debonair," Mondretto*Kowl scoffs, "for their failure and lack of vision, they deserve everything the Trouble Factory has in mind for them… like the Cubists and Futurists, they have served Chaos faithfully, if not exactly competently, and you... Norlin... have been the unwitting vehicle by which their unfortunate collision with the law shall transpire..."

Henry Hat has been looking from the paint-by-number sketch to the tip of his shoe with a sallow studiousness that now dictates he raise his eyes, and voice…

"The Corporal does have a point about the explosions at the Jatesaneum," the suncop confronts linearity's apostle.  "Quite a few of his colleagues perished in that fiasco…"

"Really?  Really?  Do you feel any true personal loss, Corporal Norlin, would you weep for any of those who… well, let us face the music…" and the quicksketch man turns in the direction of the Victrola with a lupine grin, "…to the Trouble Factory, you were, are and will ever remain a pariah.  Of all those consumed, is there one… even one… whom you would see my New Plasma return to, well, not life, but a semblance thereof.  Somewhat charred, to be sure, but, as beauty sometimes may not be symmetrical, such lurching, inhabited shapen would, in their unity of life and death, symmetry and dissonance, perhaps achieve vissure further from the dull graveclothes of humanity, nearer the chaotic ecstasy of Becoming...” 

"Monsters!" Norlin recoils.

"New Plasmic monsters, if you will, their physical deformities correctable by New Plasmic surgery.  And think, now… as I have created, or re-created, Frank as my New Plasmic Adam, have I also set my Eve loose on this Garden and, also, my reptiles?  Ask, Corporal, only ask… and I will show you…"

"No, thank you.  But what about the Veronica?" asks the head of C-Squad, unsure, now, whether Mondretto*Kowl's offer has been genuine or only a sly taunt.

"That!  It might interest you... or, perhaps, not!... to know how I uncovered the secrets behind Protein X - more from alchemical and Theosophical sources than from pure science, though Einstein and Crick were not without their merits.  Of course there was a weakness that I have only recently corrected: being intangible, my Dillingers... as the Trouble Factory has so quaintly dubbed them... could only employ their varied qualities of persuasion, the brandishing of weapons incapable of damage or insincere promises of the raptures of Eros, to convince so many dull, predictable, material human beings to place those physical objects which I desired in locations where I could retrieve them.  But I continued my researches and, in time, discovered another, better substance... call it Protein Y if you will... that achieves the unfulfilled dreams of my teacher's New Plastic.  By his last New York canvases of nineteen forty-one and forty-two, nearly a century ago, Mondrian developed an obsession with actualizing, through portraiture, the linear motion of streets, the whir of traffic, pedestrians, the punctuation of traffic signals.   New Plasma, pixillated, binds to select corporeal objects of the carboniferous persuasion, once certain essences of the subject are incorporated into the paint.  It might be a human being or other living thing... a plant, a clone... or it might be an organic but inanimate object.  A JatesBar, perhaps, or even..."

And, turning to one of the shrouded canvases, Mondretto whisks its covering away.  A leering, digital Frank Desperate holds open a woman's handbag… in the depths of which reposes the Veronica, cylindrical and dense as the congealed light of a thousand chalky stars...

"... a purse!"

"That's Reason's!" Norlin starts.  "Your kebbin' Frank Desperate... did you set him up to break into my wife's apartment and steal her purse?"

          Mondretto sniggers.

"Your ex-wife, Norlin, said she had found her purse - and money, every kebbin' cent!  Remember?  All that was retained was a fingernail's worth of fabric, enough to fold into my oils to create and bring to life this image of a purse which is, nonetheless, transmutable between the (senseate-only) Frank Desperate, and (wholly corporeal) Veronica..."

"Which, of course, you had to physically place within the purse..." anticipates Henry Hat.

"Imagine.  I actually held it in my hand: the Veronica!"  A faraway gleam briefly inhabits the criminal artist's maniacal gaze, such clarity that Norlin can almost see through the criminal's skull to the blankness behind... spattered blankness, like a filthy C-Squadroom wall.  "So dense - heavier than gold, and so much more valuable!  And where it is going, now, no longer to serve as torch, blazing a path for those who usurp unjust authority by commandeering the fex, no less than the souls, of human beings?  They meant to anatomyze it in the Solar Furnace at the height of Centennial, you understand – Jatesday noon... the day after tomorrow... whatever that will be called; I find it increasingly difficult to follow the calendrical manipulations of your City Council.  To besmirch, then obliterate, all corporeal evidence of the King's humanity, even as they cast their pallor of opacity across his pitiful, mulatto emanations, thereby causing a Jatesist congealing of faith and despair as will advance, well, let us call it the encirclement of posterity."

"You don't strike me as much of an Elvis fan," Norlin finds a temerity to interrupt.  "And it k'ballin' well ain't my City Council…"

Mondretto blinks, pursing his lips as limpid strains of brass and woodwind arise from the circling disk on the antique turntable.  "Of course, I'd prefer that any genius of improvised jas to the maudlin miscegenation of plodding, cotton-pickin' blues and hillbilly yodels, as messiah to  the masses, but they are the masses, of course," he sneers, "and, as they have only Elvis Presley standing between them and Triple-J's void of silence, well, you're so square, baby, I just don't care…"

"I believe that that was Buddy Holly," Henry Hat corrects…

"Irrelevant!" Mondretto snaps, and, between the icy lightnings of his blanched, turquoise stare, Norlin understands the man to be a murderer of the first order, and much worse, besides… a murderer who believes.

"My teacher arrived at the conviction that the purpose of life is the end of art - rather, its transformation into a non-art which expresses, but is not life. An artlessness of opposition: rest and motion, line and curve, the bounded and the infinite.  Even the Futilists and Cubese never suffer by intensification.  The visionary discards repetition as an offence to evolution - tainted information, poor whores with sores."

"A fex," Henry Hat posits, "dangling from the fissure growing in the vissure…"

"Then what about the Veronica?" Norlin breaches the dispute, "…if it's still with Frank... whatever he is... the keb's got my kebbin' career in that purse..."

"Well, then... you shall just have to exercise your police minds a bit, won't you?"  And, after tapping two fingers to his skull, the quicksketch man lifts another disk from floor to turntable.  "Chattanooga Choo Choo?" he suggests, and Norlin is perplexed, then overtaken by another distant memory.  "Mondrian's affection for the boogie-woogie is, itself, baroque… New Plastic, not New Plasma… a piano is impure, but not so vile as violins and trumpets over all.  As for Frank Desperate…"

And, riffling through a stack of canvases leaning against the wall, Mondretto*Kowl's cadaverous fingers select… that, and that, and that

"Here is your fugitive!" and the artist finally hoists the topmost of his selections onto the table… plop!… in front of Norlin's nose.  There is a bewildering constellation of points, some few of which, attached to lines at right angles, depict an essence of the man taped to C-Squad's refrigerator door, only now crouching upon debris in a flooded wasteland, holding up an object that might be Reason's purse (or a New Plasma simulacrum of it).  But, it might be something else, entirely.  Seizing a pencil, Norlin slashes at the canvas in an attempt to connect the dots, only to have Mondretto*Kowl knock his hand aside…

"No diagonals, please.  The truth may be revealed somewhat later, but shall be revealed co=linear, after all…"

"That's assault upon a law enforcement officer," the Corporal growls…

"Would I show you assault?"  The quicksketch man snorts.  "I, Mondretto… who see all that is past and all of the future through invisible spectacles of the New Plasma," …and he taps his forehead again... a madman, Norlin is certain, now… "I will show you destiny, if you have courage to confront it."  And he tugs the second of his canvases up and over that of Frank Desperate… this almost entirely speckled, with only a few short segments… he retrieves the pencil and extends it, point first, towards Norlin. 

"No?  How about that which is the destiny of all - my Incunabula," Mondretto*Kowl nods towards the veiled canvas on the easel.  When Norlin shakes his head, the quicksketch man hoists the last of his selections atop the table, then takes up his palette and brush, and points.  "You may retain your illusion of free will, Corporal, for awhile, but he cannot…"

And Norlin discerns the pointillist scaffolding of Henry Hat's discovered portrait, which is now being completed with an astonishing rapidity, proving the New Plasmacist every bit the marvel that so captivated Jody (not to mention his mother).  The solar transient removes his yellow hat, lifting a puce-spotted hand to scuff thin, straw-coloured hair as Mondretto*Kowl's flying fingers punctuate every pixel with primary shades of white and yellow, complemented… with broader strokes, as if to emphasize his genius, of black and dark gray shadowing.  With a weary, grinding sigh, Henry Hat sags into the suspect's stark, angular chair, trembling like a jaundiced volcano.

"Protein Y," the quicksketch man shrugs.  "While you did not give up any hair… or fex, or fingernail clippings… to the good Reverend, as he did," jerking a thumb at Norlin, "…well… that's not really necessary in this instance, Henry, is it?"  And, holding two fingers over the aperture of his bottle of Integral 55, he spatters the tonic over the canvas, whereupon the planar Henry Hat begins to blur, to melt, to dissolve into sulfurous, canary-colored ooze while, before Norlin's very eyes, the real suncop… that very officer who has accompanied the Corporal on his rounds of criminal discovery, finding clues in a fingernailsworth of sludge and making salient observations… begins decomposing before Norlin's widening eyes…

"I… I…" Henry Hat begins…

"You what?" sneers Mondretto*Kowl

"I don't know… who am I?"

"You're with the Solar Commission," Norlin prompts, before frowning, himself, barely cognizant of the case slipping away "…if you are not a Suncop, then who are you?"

Henry Hat's voice withers like an October leaf.  "Copper good, lemons not transparent enough..."

And then, before the vocalist… a man dead for, perhaps, a century… finishes crooning "…you can choo-choo me home," Henry Hat has dissolved into a reeking puddle of phlegm, oozing across the artist's floor, smoky yellow tendrils snaking around Norlin's shoes as he steps back in fear and disgust.

"Who are you?" the Corporal asks, again, but the yellow phlegm on Mondretto's floor has already burned linear slashes into the rough boards - bubbling and reeking, already evaporating into noxious billows of yellow dust, blown round by humid winds that have blustered in through the open window (and, perhaps, by the undulations of the jas).

"Who are you? Who are you?  Who is… who was he, Kowl?"

"Don't call me that!" retorts the angry criminal.

"I'll call you anything I kebbin' want to," Norlin bellows back, "…since it's you that's been kebbin' my wife…"

"She," Mondretto*Kowl reminds the Corporal, "left you!"

"It's not Reason, it's about Jody.  You…" and Norlin extends a finger at the quicksketch artist, "are a bad influence…"

"I have already explained," the criminal replies, archly, as the eccentric mechanism of the record player engages and the needle drops into the midst of "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" once again, "the boy's a cipher, a malignancy… one of those lambs born to be shorn by the exquisite blade of the Becoming… and not at issue, by any standard.  Now, how about another gyre of my old-new music… 'Mood Indigo", I think?  Or…  Norlin?  Norlin?"

 

 

 

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