MEMP’IS

 

 

BOOK SIX – “MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE”

(Sunday {Venuday}, January 7, 2035, and After)

 

 

CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN  “PEACE in the VALLEY”

 

 

Norlin steps off the bus... breaking a thin crust of ice covering a vast, black, ankle-deep mudpuddle that covers the disembarking bays all the way to the steps of the otherwise-empty station.  Swearing and shivering, he splashes and sloshes to the steps as the bus pulls away, dousing him with a dirty, knee-high tidal wash.  The station is not entirely empty; one goat, wandering and bleating among the benches regards the trespasser... Norlin squints, but there's no telling whether it's related to the beast he remembers from the Tulane Hotel.  It lowers its head to drink from the six dirty inches of water under a sign on the drawn ticket window: BUY ALL TICKETS ABOARD COACHES.  Walking stiffly towards the back door, the Corporal looks out onto an empty street of rotting riverfront saloons and boarded-up clothiers and chandlers... underwater, maybe to the knee, but navigable over a crooked network of planks.  The cusp of a weak, pink sun peeks over the river at the submerged end of the street, illuminating the ruined remains of a distant bridge - nobody's around, so he opens his pants and takes a long, unsurveilled and uncollected whizz into the water, then makes his way to the nearest West Memphis drinking establishment.  A handful of drowned-looking river rats huddled round chipped, scratched tables suss out the cop in the newcomer and two of them place protective hands over their glasses.  The barkeep... a balding fellow with a long waxed mustache (it's WestAmerica, after all, if barely)... turns an unfriendly eye towards the Corporal.

          "What's your poison?" he grunts.

          "What'cha got?"

          Showing long, yellow teeth under his facial hair, he bears a disturbing likeness to a walrus… tolling off Integrals.  "55.  37.  73." 

An old man at the bar begins a wheezing chuckle, head drooping over his glass...

"Fifty-five," Norlin says, laying an old Jackson from his father's cigar box on the bar (as he's heard that a lot of out-of-the-way places in the Northern republics won't take Baratarian scrip).  "And a reference."  He taps a finger against the edge of the bill, as if ready to push it across an invisible frontier.  "Someone with a boat who can take me across the river and keep his mouth shut afterwards."

"Any keb on the dock'll take you to the middle of the river.  That's as far as you'll go," the walrus snorts.  "Guys like you been streamin' into town, like flies, ever since all of that kebbin' Elvis-crap started up again, but them EastAmies... they got Memp'is locked up tighter than their lady President's snatch, heh heh.  Remember those quarantines about the plague, ‘fore the k’ball?  Well, there is that WestAmi pillboat that comes round now and again to engage the enemy.  Like to recreate the battles for Mobile Bay and Vicksburg, they do!  Lobbin' shells at one another, most barely hit the river.  Kebbin' Centennial... pilgrim... forget about payin' respects to the King.  Ain't been home since the K'ball..." the publican tugs at his moustache, "they pretended to dig out the remains, carry an empty coffin back to Federal City, buried it in what remained of Arlington.  Nuthin' home!  K'ball opened up the graves as far east as Nashville; Elvis probably floated down your way, t'tell from all them dooks claiming to sell bones on the FexMarket.  Wound up in the belly of a gator… Chomp!  Chomp!…" he rewards the Corporal with a whiskery leer that turns, suddenly, sober, "or else a… hey, just forget it.  Nothing there, now, but them Graceland ruins, cops with itchy trigger fingers... not right in the head... and, well," the bartender lowers his head, "...other things..."

          "From them 'sperments… at the Arsenal," an old eavesdropper lifts his glass in a toast.

"Do yourself a favor, boy, go back to from where you came.  Ain't nobody in West Memp'is that'll take you across."  And the walrus takes out a rag and pretends to wipe his bar.

Norlin shows another Jackson and the barkeep glares at his inquisitive old patron, who looks down into his drink.   He lays an index and middle finger over the two bills, leans towards the Corporal and opens his mouth, showing those rotten, yellow tusks.  The breath of a derelict marine mammal... fish and alcohol... wafts across the bar.  Jates knows what manner of life swims in those waters outside, Norlin shudders.

"Nagrin's been known to take a few across, drops 'em off downtown on the roof of this ol’ blues joint used to be the cat’s mee-yow back in the days.  Says it's what he does... ain't none of 'em ever come back… so," the bartender whispers, performing a dainty flourish with his rag - whisking it over the place where the money lies.

          Norlin nods, the rag whisks up and the money is gone.  "Nagrin, you say?  Where do I find him..."

          "Down th'end a' lonely street," the drunk giggles.

          Thick, brown walrus-lips curl in a disgusted smirk.  "Ed, you gonna overhear somethin', someday, get you in trouble, bad.  Down at the end of the block," the bartender tells Norlin, "keb runs the funeral parlor next to the pharmacy.  Oughta stop in there, first," the walrus muses, "...get yourself some meds.  Quinine, tetanus, penicillin, they got genuine stuff from Poland 'n Bangladesh, none of that EastAmerican fex... Memp'is, well, it's a kebbin' unhealthy place, in more ways than you can think of.  Tell the chymist Max Black sent you, he might be willing to sell you other things, you know?  Some waders, too, so's you can die with your boots on... heh heh..."

          Twenty minutes later, the sun teeters over the river like a shaved, pink tennis ball and Norlin sloshes out of the pharmacy in his new waders, dry-swallowing a handful of pills as he navigates the planks arrayed in an increasingly desolate, random order as the main street merges with water, waist-deep now.  There is a black motorboat tied up to a dock behind the funeral home (which advertises, also, taxidermy and taxes prepared) and only six inches of watery swill sloshing under Norlin's gumboots, once he's mounted two steps to the door.  Inside, an ancient, swarthy fellow decked out in full late-Elvis regalia and a turban fastened with an enormous, fake ruby reposes in a white satin-lined coffin.  The coincidence is so appalling that Norlin doesn't hear the funeral director creeping, looming up behind him... a tall, gaunt spectre in black, holding his top hat at his side in a gesture of respect for the deceased.

          "Not exactly the King, but Omar did attend one of the last concerts, in Vegas.  Says he did, at any rate... nobody left to dispute him now."

          "You're the ferryman?" Norlin guesses.

          "John Barron Nagri?  I am he."

          "Heard you could take a pilgrim 'cross the river," the Corporal ventures, fighting down the urge to recourse to panicked flight... it was a funeral parlour (tho' not like this one) at the root of his and Max Bend's annihilation. 

          "As far as what used to be downtown Memp'is - I can.  Boys on the river let me tie up to the roof of what used to be Sun Studios... after that, it's a one-way journey, I'm afraid."

          "How much?

          "How much do you have?" the stork replies

Norlin pulls the rest of his money from his pockets, counts it.  "Couple hundred..."

"That'll do.  You'll not need money, where you're going... give me a hand with ol' Omar, now, he's goin' to Memp'is too.  Last of the local Taliban Lodge – that would be seven thirty six.  Sun's comin' up - an' I ain't talkin' ‘bout the studio.  Wouldn't do to get caught out on the river once the fog burns off..."

So they wrestle the imposter's coffin off its pedestal, float it across the funeral parlor and out the back, tying it up behind the black boat.  Soon enough, they are venturing out onto the icy Mississippi... silent profiles, shrouded in fog.  Norlin ventures conversation only once...

"Say, you wouldn't have helped out this fellow th'other day... tan jacket, messy hair and freckles, lotsa freckles, maybe startin' to fall apart, stink a little... might go by the name of Frank, or, maybe, Frankie..."

"I choose not to disclose particulars about my clientele... my sentient clientele, that is," Nagrin reproaches him...

"No problem, Frankie ain't, well, wholly there... know what I mean?... and he has other ways of getting where he wants to go, where his boss wants him to go, that is."  The storklike ferryman glares back, impassively.  "Sorry I bothered you," Norlin frowns.  "But, then... never mind..."

The riverfog hasn't burned off - in fact, it seems to have thickened by the time that Norlin and John Barron Nagrin achieve deep water.  The pre-k'ball gasoline motor putt-putting as the undertaker and his passenger embark out upon the wide, milky expanse… the white casket and its white-clad, turbaned voyager tightly secured with ropes… Norlin lifts a hand, waves it before his eyes, barely visible.  Of Nagrin, barely a yard distant - steering, apparently, by instinct - only the ghostly outline of the stovepipe rides above the thickest fog.

"Take many pilgrims this way?" the Corporal attempts conversation.

"My share," a distant voice replies, after a spell.

          In the middle of the Mississippi, they cross the path of a police boat perhaps a hundred yards distant... bellowing foghorns, red and blue flashing lights... but the undertaker's black motorboat is almost wholly silent and completely invisible, so they vanish, again, into riverfog, soon emerging among the ruins and rooftops of downtown Memp'is.  There is occasional movement on a rooftop or within one of the buildings flooded to about three floors' height... but it is so sudden and the air still so moist and foggy that Norlin knows only that something dwells here, still.

          "My original parlour, was..." Nagrin points... the crooked dactyl black with gravedirt as is his tall positivist hat (and Norlin can almost smell the thin stream of steam rising from bloated riverdead as the undertaker's finger wags upriver towards the melted bluffs)... "There!  And, over there," his finger roams, "the firmament I plowed and seeded until the k'ball shook all my labours from their rest like squirrel-sequestered acorns leaping up in their Armani; wedding weeds, chrysanthemum pajamas.  Of a career of enterprise: ruin!  What mushroom of rotted hats and hairpieces, human vocal organs - of sounds and stinks and the new artifice of clever, mountainous fusion..."

          "You were a farmer?"

          "I owned, and managed, a garden of repose.  A cemetery," Nagrin corrects his passenger.

          "Sir?" Norlin points...

          "They dust our enterprises, swindlers of the worm, tightwads... we gobble and fex, then deny nature its due... only the slow, anhydrous desiccation - prime antithesis to pastoral repose.  Crows on the fence!  Then, the k'ball, squeezing denial and its old mushrooms from their crypts like popcorn - loosed, uprisen morsels to the starvelings of sea and sky in a Memphis of weeping bowels and bulbous sevenths.  Cartoons of ancient debauchery, dried sausages, discarded guitars.  Between the dark and light," Nagrin addresses his passengers... the living and the dead... "this foul ground-cloud casts its evolved neo-Plasmic veil across anxious themes of strings."

          "It is not," Norlin wonders, "God's fog - nor Triple J's?"

"Plasmacism is that most advanced misticism," his Charon replies, "throwing shards of funkhouse fog over that new credulity which evolution has adorned."

Suddenly, a brilliant white shaft transfixes the small, black boat - flashing red and blue lights loom up out of the Eastern fog and an unseen voice bellows...

 

"This is the EastAmerican cruiser Hampton.  You are in restricted EastAmerican waters... surrender, and identify yourselves!"

 

And a barrage of machinegunfire rips through riverwater only a few feet from Norlin.  Nagrin pulls an antique musket from beneath his bench and stands… a shaky if Lincolnesque profile… firing one volley into the fog.  More gunfire and tracers answer.  As Norlin ducks, there is a tremendous explosion and shockflash, in the midst of which the EastAmerican cruiser stands momentarily exposed in all its antique menace.  Another amplified voice, this from the West, resonates...

 

                   "This is the WestAmerican gunboat Paget - prepare to be taken and boarded..."

 

The Hampton answers with a volley; the Paget returns fire and, in basso-profundo thunderclaps, flashes and shockwaves of naval combat, Nagrin steers his black boat between the warships and into the safety of one of the innumerable, narrow, flooded streets of the Memp'is waterfront.

          "Been at their game… those two!… oh, a decade, at least," Nagrin informs his passenger (his sentient passenger, that is, for Omar remains in peaceful repose within his white enclosure).

          "Big guns!" Norlin ventures.

          "Bah!  Mex-American fosfors, concussion grenades - make plenty of noise and light, but never do serious damage.  Why would they want to do that?" the mortician asks, rhetorically.  "The Hampton and Paget are the only two gunboats left on this stretch of river from the Carbondale docks south to the Baratarian frontier… one of 'em sank the other, then what would they do?  Why would anybody pay them?"

          "That makes a certain sort of sense," Norlin admits as the black boat putters between and beneath the wraithlike skeletons of commercial Memp'is.  "Ain't you afraid that those EastAmis, at least, might try to follow us down…"

          "They'd know better," Nagrin smirks and, for once, the Corporal gives thanks that he cannot see the ferryman's demeanor.

          The undertaker is wound up, now.  "Down the river, short of Graceland, aways, the kebs were performing secret experiments at the Memphis Arsenal when the k'ball hit.  Hell erupted, I will tell you, sir, bloody hell itself… and from that hell, the damned and the despised crawled out.  More than likely, you will encounter some of them," and Nagrin gives a ghastly, fluorescent smile through the fogwisps, "…well, we're here."  He points… Norlin can barely see the tip of a bony finger stabbing through the fog towards something that looks like a block of slime punctuated by a metal flagpole and its rotting ensign.  The spectral stovepipe hat tilts, then swoops downward as Death’s ambassador holds it over his heart.

          "Seven-oh-six Union... Sam's one-story mountain!  Last stop… everybody out!"

          Norlin blinks. Ruined office sentinels loom above greasy tide on three sides - something flashes by a window in one.  The black hat seems to return to its perch of its own accord, a skeletal finger points downward.  "Elvis recorded his best.  Down there…"

          Norlin blinks again, looking past the bobbing white casket into the watery depths.  "In Hell?"

          "Sun Studios.  Grab hold of that rope there, the one by your knee…" Nagrin says as his craft scrapes bottom on the roof of the building, "give our fellow a tug."  He vaults out of the boat like a hungry spider, and begins untying the white coffin.  Somewhere to the west, beyond the shimmering frieze of moss-draped, flooded-out office towers, the naval battle continues with explosions and the occasional burst of light as the undertaker loosens the white coffin - belaying it by a single dark rope as he advises Omar, "…end of the line, fellow."

          "How the keb am I supposed to get to Graceland?" Norlin carps as he lets more rope slip through his fingers.

"Determined, aren't you, boy!  Should've thought about that before we set off..." Nagrin sneers, "…tho' I guess I can bring you back, since you appear to be admitting failure...

"Th' keb I am!"  (But Norlin's policely determination's leaching away as he glances down at the coffin, bobbing in the dirty water, now sploshing up to the knees of his waders... he seizes a passing board from the debris floating southwards, back towards Barataria.)  "You just set 'em floatin' away?"

"What they paid for.  Used to tie them to th’ flagpole but rope rots out quickly here, just delaying th’ inevitable.  Current runs southeast now, take a body right alongside Graceland's gates, maybe they even rub up against the King's old ruin itself.  Most don't, of course, I've made a deal with… well, we call 'em the boys… they leave my customers alone till they pass on by the Arsenal, then... well... even a mute or phibe's got to eat.

Norlin swallows back his disgust, grasps the board tightly and straddles the coffin before it can float downstream.  Stepping back into the black boat, fading into the fog... Nagrin, a ruined Lincoln in graveclothes, removes his high hat and calls out his Jatesist hail and farewell...

          "Health!  Security!  Property!"

 

 

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