MEMP’IS

 

 

BOOK SIX – “MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE”

(Sunday {Venuday}, January 7, 2035, and After)

 

 

CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT  “BLUE RIVER”

 

 

On his own, now, Norlin paddles death's white ark south through the annihilated Memp'is downtown.  The din of naval battle fades, eventually, but there are, still, occasional splashings and furtive scuttlings on rooftops and through the crazy, broken windows of flooded buildings.  The current carries Omar's casket past the ruins of a hotel and, on the fourth… or, maybe, fifth... floor the face of a frogman with sharp, glittering fangs drawn back in the semblance of a smile glares out at him.  Paddling furiously, the Corporal steers the coffin away into a dense fogbank and, when the vapors lift, the Mississippi has turned a chemical indigo, and he is passing by the ruins of a military complex.  The top half of a sign reads...

 

PORT OF MEMPHIS ARSENAL and DEFENSE DEPOT

BIORESEARCH FACILITY - CONTAMINATED!  ENTRANCE PROHIBITED

 

Atop the sign, another frogperson lounges, elbows hoisted over rotting wood like one of those graffiti scrawlings from a long-ago war that Tom Norlin told him of when he was a little, little boy: Kilroy was here.  Kill roi, Norlin muses to himself, le roi est mort.  The King is dead.  Long live... he paddles faster, but there are ululations to all sides - a half-human, half-batrachian face rising in front of him, others to either side.  He lifts his board threateningly, the phibes baring their fangs, and then he remembers...

          "Hey!  Hey!... you jatesholes… get a look at this..."

Removing young Miss Klort's bloodspattered panties from his jacket, Norlin waves them like a standard of command, and frogpeople begin croaking and clicking among themselves… sinuous tongues snaking between jaws in what might even be interpreted as respectful smiles of homage.  Then, those phibes in front of him dive away, only to reappear in the white coffin's wake… following, ever following, as Omar and Norlin float south, ever south...

Finally, as they approach the rusting, submerged gates of the King's estate, a familiar, tiresome voice cuts through the persistent fog like a dirty switchblade...

"Norlin!  Hey... hey! you jasshole... what the keb took you so kebbin' long!  I'm freezin' up here, Norlin, what the keb... that what I think it is?"

Frank Desperate has been straddling the rusty gate to Graceland in shirtsleeves... cursing and shivering, the little, simulated Protein Y purse dangling from his belt.  He's not been doing so well since Mondretto's cellular palette began decaying; face already starting to collapse like one of Cinderella's rotten Halloween pumpkin-coaches... but his cheerful attitude remains undamaged (after that initial start at the Corporal's ghastly conveyance).  Omar's coffin finally jostles the King's gate and Norlin reaches out, grabs a rusting iron bar and hoists himself up atop the ramparts, opposite Frank.  The casket floats on, southwards, and a head rises from muddy, icy water... a green, webbed fist rises up to unsnap the coffin-lid, another pries it open and then two... four... eight famished frogpeople are digging their snouts into the dead pretender's white chariot, wrenching bloody limbs and holding up embalmed organs to the weak Memp'is sun for scrutiny before devouring them like the spiced, pickled delicacies that they are.

"Give me back that... that representation of my wife's purse!" Norlin demands.

          Frank backs away, then blurts out, "Jezk'ball!"

The bloody coffin continues floating downstream with frogman still clawing into it like hungry buffeteers - lapping up the remains of Omar-blood and Omar-gristle when there comes a shot, and one of the phibes' heads explodes in red froth.  A pair of police motorboats bearing the bright, spangled flags of East America streak out of the fog towards Graceland as the dead phibe falls backwards with a sodden splash (and is immediately attacked by a dozen of his comrades).  Norlin turns, recognizing Lieutenant Kruppe in the prow of the foremost with Germany Smith and a scarred, disheveled Sergeant Aspid behind him.  In the second, Dr. Skark, Eric Ice and the Blue and Gray Men train heaters on the roiling waters, suddenly free of bobbing heads.

The white Taliban Lodge turban and its fake ruby keep floating downriver, back towards Jatesland.

Germany Smith raises a bullhorn he raises to his lips…

"It's over, Frankie.  Thanks to Norlin, we've got you surrounded... both of you, now.  The King's... uh... relic comes back with us.  Hand it over gently, maybe we'll go easier on you... time as you’ve got left…"

"We knew you'd go after Frankie," Kruppe swaggers, "so all we had to do was go after you..."

          It's a curious, sinister affirmation of the Corporal's quest, so Norlin stands, erect, atop Graceland's gate, saying: "Then you believed Mondretto..."

"It is not belief," Germany retorts, "only sound police practice..."

"You might as well know, Norlin... that kebbin' dook disapperated on us," Sergeant Chester Aspid calls out.  "Right in a kebbin' holdin' pen... th' one opposite C-Squad, as a matter of fact... chattin' away like Paul Parchette's kebbin' cousin one moment, waitin' on the Doctor and his teatray, then... boomf!  That phony doctor down in Stimwood too!  On the other hand, we also took out that pool in Mormentz las' night, thanks to you.  Musta fried a million kebbin' tadpoles... twenty men with flamethrowers, spreadin' gallons of congealed solar plasma over the whole pond... work of kebbin' beauty, that operation was."

"You'da been there, Corpse," Eric Ice calls out, "coulda ate frog legs till ya burst like a kebbin' Frenchman back in ol' Orleans..."

"So Germany ain't trash-talkin'," Aspid proposes good-naturedly.  "Convince ol’ Frankie here to give up the fex and you're back on the Force.  Back in, an' goin' places... word from Captain Modesty..."

Despite himself, the Corporal has to glance at Frankie, who simpers back.  Germany Smith lowers his bullhorn and pokes the Captain of his craft.

"Net, Sykes… gimme the kebbin' net," the Intelligence Chief demands.  "Trust us, Norlin..."

But Frank Desperate, whose grin has broadened into an absurd rictus, pulls Reason's purse from his shirt, dangling it over the fetid riverwater. 

          "We've learned a few things about you, too… you delinquent," Germany snarls.  "Won't do for you as it would for us."

"Norlin..." Frankie misdirects the waterborne posse, "there..."

The quicksketch avatar's New Plasmic Adam points towards Elvis' reeking mansion, tossing the purse to Norlin half a second before a fusillade of bullets, lasers and infrasonar projectiles strike.  But, rather than falling into the water... food for the phibes... Frankie fades away slowly, lingeringly, tauntingly - his last gesture a fig at the police...

"Sumbitch!" wonders Chester Aspid.  "Floated away, just like kebbin' Mondretto... "

"Bet you ain't so permeable when it comes to stoppin' a blaster, are you, Norlin?"  The Captain's dogsbody Kruppe gestures towards the murky water between gate and mansion.  "Take a look out there... good ol' Trouble Factory ammunition, or those phibey teeth?  Personally, I'd prefer gettin' pranced.  But there's a third way out of all of this... we'll just sidle up alongside and you hand over the Veronica and come with us, peaceful-like..."

Norlin looks from the mansion to the Trouble Factory, then over the rolling waters of the river and makes his choice... removing the panties from his jacket, he waves them high, towards Graceland, as a sigil of surrender (or, perhaps, a standard of battles to come) then, with phibes rising to the surface of the murky water, thick as logs careening downstream towards a sawmill, he dives into the muddy Mississippi...

          Germany Smith lowers the net, with which he had presumed to retrieve the purse containing the dried, white fex of Elvis Presley from his rogue officer - Eric Ice and Chester Aspid shake their heads and the patrolmen… standing upright in both boats, despite frenzied warnings to the contrary by the Captains, Sykes and that other one… stare across the waters at the bloody panties Norton holds aloft --saluting or crossing their hearts with heavy sighs.  Redfaced and glowering with anger through the swirling fog, Captain Modesty's lieutenant spits and stomps his heavy police feet… Kruppe then leaning out over the waters, swearing…

"Jesk'ball!"

         

 

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