MEMP’IS

 

 

BOOK SIX – “MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE”

(Sunday {Venuday}, January 7, 2035, and After)

 

 

CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO  “TENNESSEE WALTZ”

 

 

          What has happened - well, it was this...

          After a few failed, futile attempts at ramming the old iron palisades barring their way onto the King's preserve, the two patrolboats retreat - Kruppe drawing two pistols he has brought… a prancer and a skimmer… gazing at them longingly while Sergeant Aspid bends over in the prow, sniffed the petrochemical emanations rising from the water.  He looks up at Kruppe, shook his head.

          "Very well, draw up to the keb n' rip it out," the Lieutenant orders one of the apprehensive officers, nodding to another... one of John Crum's men (present, there, by virtue of having had the misfortune to be in Germany's line of vision late the previous night as the posse was being hastily assembled).  Too bad someone hadn't thought to bring a hacksaw, Kruppe snarls, under his breath, but there is a crowbar; this he presses into the shaky hands of the reluctant Trouble Factotum, pointing, motioning the EastAmerican captain from Clarksdale to draw his patrol boat up next to the gate.

          Once it was verified that Norlin had escaped by the midnight bus to West Memphis, his pursuers had piled into a half-dozen hydros, streaming north into the night with letters from the City Council to bully the EastAmi border patrol and the district command at Clarksdale, the westernmost promontory of the still-chaotic, easternmost remnant of the once-proud United States.  While messages flew between Jatesland, Washington, Clarksdale and the Southwest Command north of Tupelo... which, also, exerted nominal authority over the Jatesport... both of Clarksdale's police speedboats were impressed into the pursuit, as was the town's police and naval Captain… Sykes, an old river-hog who'd roamed the Mississippi in the days before the K'ball, escorting fishermen, smuggling whatever someone paid him to smuggle.

          The fog at Clarksdale was not nearly so thick as upriver, so, as the brass had walked out onto the dock, Aspid pointed out across the waters to where the tip of a gray obelisk poked above the dawn's early tide.  "What's that?"

          "Monument to Johnson.  Bobby Johnson," Sykes explained, taking a quick, squinting glance around to be sure of the races and faces of Barataria's delegation.  "Nigger - sold his soul to the Devil, so they say, to write songs an' play guitar... bought himself some fame and fortune for awhile, then died off..."

          "Father of the kebbin' blues, so they say.  Anyone had fex offa Robert Johnson," Eric Ice sidled up, "he'd be a rich, rich man."

          "Do you always show up where you're not wanted?" Aspid had scowled.

          Eric had backed off with a grin, throwing his hands up so the Sergeant and the local could see the reeking pigeon claws circling his thick, red neck.  "Heyy... I ain't with C-Squad now, I got protection..." and he'd jerked his head back towards Dr. Skark who, with either the Blue Man or the Gray Man (the hour being so early and the air still soupy enough that the Sergeant's mutilated eyes couldn't individuate the color of their suits)... was engaged in a furious dispute with the Clarksdale deputy to the effect that, in order to accommodate his teatray, one of the Trouble Factory officers would have to be left behind.  The dispute was settled by Kruppe, summarily designating one of the flatfeet leaning on a hydro... another of Crum's dusky prodigies, a relative of a kebbin' relative or, for all the Sergeant knew, Robert kebbin' Johnson... to stay behind.  The officer was a large man, slow and tired, and, once the EastAmi cruisers sped away from the dock, he crawled into the back seat of one of the vehicles, unwrapped and ate a whole EastAmi chocolate bar and, then, with a broad, vengeful grin, fell asleep.

          While Norlin was drifting east and south atop the impersonator's coffin, the Clarksdale cruisers had embarked... steering a perilous course north on the great, earthquake-created lake, veering west to hug the WestAmerican shore as the fog thickened and they approached the no-man's water downstream from the fearsome Arsenal with its toxins and savage mutes (Kruppe lowering the heater he'd used to pot the occasional possum-faced pirate, Cai-man or phibe as emerged from the depths, seeking plunder or, just maybe, a meal).

          Now, at the gates of Graceland... and on Norlin's heels at last... Captain Sykes, perhaps anticipating the account he would be obliged to give for damage to the boats, asks...

          "I got me orders, but do you think this is really necessary?"

          Kruppe turns, brandishing the crowbar as if it really doesn't make much difference to him whether he employs it on the gate or upon Sykes.   "Don't even think of kebbin' me off at this stage; I got both thumbs up from Washington and Tupelo, so just do your kebbin' job and you... Officer Frost, is that right, kebbin' Jack Frost are you?... get ahold of this and pry that iron fex an' all them Hi-C music fexnotes out from their kebbin' bed!"  And he glares out across the filthy waters, squinting, himself, as if to conjure up hope that the quarry has somehow doubled back, from pain or from confusion.  There'd been a lot of noise out there, but he'd heard a cry that hadn't come from any phibe, so he just hoped that Norlin would be still alive when they caught up to him.  The Veronica could be recovered, undamaged… and, then, he'd have a little fun with Corporal kebbin' Norlin – by Jates he will!

          Frost... whose Christian name is Alton, not Jack... warily crouches in the stern and digs the crowbar down into the muddy water, seeking out leverage from which to pry the rusty gate away from its stony foundation.  His hands are soon greasy with sweat and filth that seems to condense from the very air; he gouges, grunts and the crowbar slips from his hands, landing... fortunately... in the boat instead of plunging down into the depths.

          "Grab hold of yourself, man!" Kruppe snarls, fists grasping for the security of the guns at his hipbones "...can't you do anything without kebbin' up?"

          Abashed, Officer Frost squirms in the stern, then lifts his right leg, lowering it hesitantly into the water, wrapping his thigh around the prow of the cruiser as if it's just another donna on the Hamorite Strip... a big, cold, slippery donna who stinks like a day-old corpse.  He flails at the gate again, but without effect, and Aspid, Captain Sykes and the other policemen in the boat... eight, in all, line up behind Kruppe to watch his helpless battering, heckling mercilessly.

          So consumed with shame, he is… shame, and the humiliation of his sweaty, slippery, impotent labors, and the swiftness and shock of attack… the officer, at first, doesn't even realize what's happened until red ribbons snake out from under his damp thigh.  Incomprehension creases Alton Frost's face - already growing blotchy and marred by cold sweat.  "Sergeant?" he whispers to Aspid, "... Sergeant?"

          Torrents of fresh, dark blood billow out from under the Clarksdale police boat, petals of a malignant orchid blooming in kaleidoscopic profusion as Frost's face begins to blanch, pale as the snowman of Lieutenant Kruppe's leering jibes.  "Sergeant, I... jesk'ball!  Oh Jates jates jates... oh kebbin' God, oh keb..." and Patrolman Frost leans sideways - he would've fallen from the boat entirely but for the support of the iron bars of Elvis Presley's gate that leave broad red swathes of rust across his uniform...

          Another patrolman leans over the side of the cruiser to vomit... struggles back, dripping brown and pink chunks as the waters swirl and the smooth, evil face of a phibe breaks the water's surface.  Leaning against Graceland's stone and metal gate, the monster lifts his snack out of the river and, as if taunting the Trouble Factory, begins to gnaw the exposed flesh of the policeman's leg, as it has been ripped off, just below the knee.  Rotating the joint to nip away at a gobbet poking out of the shredded trousers, the phibe bends to nibble at Frost's dark, waterlogged boot until, as Kruppe fumbles with his skimmer; it smirks and dives beneath the surface of the water.

          As Chester Aspid tries to tie off the gushing veins and arteries, Dr. Skark, in the other boat, raises a flask of police serum and a hypodermic needle - his thin, blue lips pursed with disgust.  In one of Graceland's petrified, skeletal oaks rising out of the river, two sickly birds of prey flap their wings and cough.

          "Pull back!" orders Kruppe, motioning to the other boat, manned by Sykes' unsmiling deputy.  "Pull back!  You..." he snaps his fingers at one of his sickened officers, "...bring me the brown box, and break it open..."

          "Lieutenant..." Aspid cautions, looking to Germany Smith for reinforcement, but the Chief of Intelligence merely tips Captain Sykes' fishing pole towards the Lieutenant, in a gesture of comradely assent.

          "Now!"

 

 

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