SAVAGE SATURDAY

 

56)   Super Sunday, 2/16:  4:20 – 4:30 AM  The Meme of Martyrdom”

 

The thin, blue flame… feeding, ravenously, on toxic chemicals in the basement methamphetamine lab… exploded upwards, blowing the trapdoor in the garage office and igniting the vapors from various spilled and ruptured containers in the garage itself.  A Kia Soul sitting on the ground, left overnight awaiting arrival of an alternator, erupted.  Then, an Altima with a nearly full tank… high on the rack, abandoned in the middle of a simple oil change… sent a rain of fire across the garage, igniting the remaining cars and blowing a hole through the wall.  Underground, the flames raced through the tunnels through which Ray Wilson and the girls had arrived.  As nearly every shop in One World had a secret staircase, these exploded, one after another, and geysers of fire shot upwards, igniting whatever there was to ignite… the sausage casings and pepperoni of Emilio’s Pizzaria, cheap, alcohol-rich scents in the Parfumeríe, boxes of remainders stashed in the bookstore basement.

With the meth dealers’ snake draped around his neck like Mardi Gras beads Dusty, now sporting a Santa hat lifted from the office and carrying about twelve kilos of crank in one of the black garbage bags, skipped ahead of the flames, blowing kisses to the mob, reaching into the bag for handfuls of joy that he tossed up into the air like white confetti…

“It’s snowing!” he hailed the crowd.  “It’s Christmas!  All over again!”

The black bag disgorged clouds of Oil Change Charlie’s best, and dozens of looters charged the small, glimmering crystals falling to the floor – scooping up the meth with their fists, tongues and noses, then standing up straight and howling inhuman salutations… “aah… oom!  Baahooga!  Reep, reep, reep!”  Refreshed, they returned to the task of ripping the metal barriers separating them from the big box store and its big, electronic boxes with their bloody fingernails.

          A handful of the less-motivated plunderers scavenging Deems Hardware, south of Giga-Mart, for fixtures and tools paused at their labors to sniff and wonder…

          “Man, it’s getting’ hot…” one said.

          “’Taint Christmas, so it must be spring, comin’.  That weasel in Pennsylvania, he din’t see no shadow, so that means an early spring…” replied another indifferent scavenger in a Nationals cap…

S’a groundhog, not weasel…” complained another guy, tugging a plastic bag stuffed with boxes of galvanized roofing nails.

          “Hey, they got drill bits here,” the first zombie grinned.  “Bet we could drill through the lock and fill up from the propane tank…”

       “Really hot…” Nails wiped his brow.

          And a jet of fire erupted from the floor of the already-looted manager’s office – the zombies barely having time to look from the office, to each other, to the propane tank…”

          “Uh oh…” said the baseball fan...

 

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With their foes above temporarily distracted by fire and by drugs, Capps kicked at a corpse… then removed its wallet and waved a thick roll of Jacksons and four kinds of plastic at the robotics man, Blick, whose charge had continued rolling mindlessly across the perimeter of Giga-Plex, chattering: “Good afternoon.  I am Henry, your cybernetic personal assistant.  How may I help you?”

          Shouldn’ta written a check your account wouldn’t cover... Mr. uh Gilmore,” the Eagle mused.  “What motivates these guys?” he asked, rhetorically.  “A stolen TV?   There’s four hundred somethin’ dollars in here, three credit cards, one debit.  It’s not as if Mister Gilmore was some kind of Muslim, lusting after Paradise with its seventy virgins…”

          “The meme of martyrdom inhabits the cloud, in this century…”

          “What?” Lester scratched his head.

          “Monkeys, watching television.  Monkey see…” Blick answered, pointing at the ceiling, “monkey do!”

          “Then, perhaps, the FCC is doin’ us all a favor or… shit!… drawing all these clandestine assholes out into the open.  Martyrdom!” Captain Capps scoffed, accessing his radio.  “Fuckin’ President said he’d keep those guys outa the fuckin’ country!  Who’s coverin’ the loading dock?” he barked into the device.

          There was no answer.  As a matter of fact, only two of Giga-Plex’s own security – one unarmed, one packing an illegal popgun – plus the Mexicans and Marko Mosrovich – had survived, holding out against the subhuman wave of zombies, scuttling down the yellow ladder.  Unlike their mindless predecessors, these had the presence to jump off six, eight, even twelve feet up… and then, even with twisted ankles and broken knees, limp forward to combat the enemy, hand-to-hand.  The tasers were still attached to outlets, charging… a few invaders had looted guns and, although amateurs, picked off one of the security guards as he emptied his own weapon.  As the other guard was overwhelmed by the slavering tide, Marko and the Mexicans fled ignominiously… as they raced out of the stockroom, Capps, three of his men, Tenison and Westy Soames hurried up, weapons loaded and firing.  Even mortally wounded, the zombies staggered, then kept crawling forward; those still in the stockroom taking cover behind televisions, satellite dishes, appliances and boxes of laptops – firing their own weapons wildly.

          A man in camouflage advanced on Mark Down Mark, wielding a crowbar.

          “Black lives don’t matter,” said the Giga-Plex manager.

          This puzzled the raider.  “But I’m… I’m Belgian!” he finally waffled…

          “I’m crazy!” Tenison replied and then shot him twice in the gut.

          “Drag some of these appliance boxes up, we’ll make a line by the door…” the Captain ordered Rifleman Stu.

          “A Maginot line…” replied the sniper, shaking his head.  “Didn’t work in grandpop’s day…”

          “Funny…” Capps snorted.

          General Westmoreland Soames had no sooner placed a microwave atop the electric range that guarded his position than a zombie bullet pinged it, sending the device spinning sideways…

          “Damn!” Westy said, firing back until the pistol clicked, empty…

          Captain Capps started back towards the floor.   “Stu,” he delegated, “this’ll be your operation now.  Conserve ammo…  take down the ones on the ladder, if you get clean shots.  You got anything better than that peashooter, uh…” he addressed the conscripted criminal.

          “Soames.  General Westmoreland Soames… Sergeant General Westmoreland Soames…” Westy corrected.

          Fuckin’ desert rats, Capps shook his head.  Never followed orders because they were never equipped, so they’d gotten used to scrounging gear where they could and had brought those bad habits home.  “Come with me and we’ll round up what we can…”

          Rifleman Stu took aim on another zombie scrambling down the ladder – the invader fell with a far-too-theatrical scream that impelled the sniper to plant another round in his throat once the asshole was down and thrashing, despite the waste.  “We really need more ammo,” he told the Captain, and it was a warning, not a request.

 

 

 

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