BOOK TEN - !BEZENDˇ

 

 

CHAPTER THIRTY -  BROWNSVILLE!”

 

 

 

Don't make excuses much, not no more, me being the Al as what I am... just an accumulation of choices happened over years... solyears, Die-years, whatever the jammed reckonings of time and life... and, after all is said and done, most of these choices never amounted to real choices after all. And the few that were turn out to mostly have been pretty small ufts at the time.

I coulda hopped this one ship out to Cyg Nine before they discovered the funduck beds, got rich, built myself a domed house behind a gate. Four wives, kids up to my armpits grown up to be Regency boffs or lawyers, rawth like that. Coulda hopped another and wound up in the middle of the Apaxin Wars, mawted or in the beed for life. Choices... and choices. Rateyes never really had any... he was what he was and bound for where he was goin’; it was only a matter of when and how he'd get there. Now you take the swobs off Aegelweiss... Turpin and Broonzy... guess you could say they had choices, though you'd have to look under a micron glass to find 'em when they really mattered. Maybe not in Broonzy’s case…that was a surprise.

Someone told me, once, how youth is wasted on the young. I guess it must be faq... seems an old shkook can't walk up half a block without geening over a pack of roar-sodden prekts, if they don't geen you over first. Just goes to prove my point... you choose to walk down that street, at that time or, knowing (or having a pretty fair rook about) the lay of the landscape, you choose to be otherwheres. Intifaq?

Lotta Joes choose their own roads to Johanna... and as for them others as don't have a clue, that's why God made evolution, to mention an old Rassoulian hum that I may have mixed up a bit. But I never said I threw much faith by yant, nor judgment. All straight lines wind up in the Bezend, eventually. Hai Rassoul!

 

Rateyes... he never brings the boneship back to Tony's. Swollen with plasma from the 'roid ilaam, he makes a wobbly course for Brownsville... a shabby, furtive allport favored by cut-rate charters and cargobirds with freight too noxious for Tao City. Quaia, Marina's mother, waits with the stolen red hover and everybody piles in, skies back to the Andromeda to kip, then back to Brownsville next Armsterday under a fierce, red sky swirling with jupps. This mongo ushers them into the big guy's office... Mister Gif Maloom, Bay Rental... wherein, aside from the port boss, are Davey C., the fixer, and gorilla-browed Dr. Kollucks.

"Guys? My crew... Turp and Broonze," Rateyes introduces. "How's the Collector doin'?"

"Ar'right! Gif!" Davey waves, "I got all these joes' expenses... rent, caffa..."

"We got our own fuel coming," Rats volunteers.

"So... if we could have a little privacy, intifaq?" the fixer winks.

"Sure, Davey." Maloom gathers up his clipboards, joes like him always carry clipboards. The better to clip you with, right? Sorry! Got to know that jammer working for the Regency customshouse and with the unloaders... figure about a third of the freight coming through Brownsville gets boosted, maybe a little less on that what’s already been kipped. "Nice meeting you, Doc..." Gif adds.

"Any port rules we oughtta know about?" Rats asks.

"Try not to run that rawth of a boneship into anything expensive, faq?" says Maloof, waves his clipboards and vanishes.

"Good man, keeps his mouth shut. Gif knows more about nothing and less about everything than any three Regency joes at Passport." Turning to Turpin and Broonzy, Davey explains: "Sometimes I do a job or two for this rich jim who likes collecting. Art, ladies, wine... and especially chimes… by which is not meant the more bestial variety of hydes but, rather, old broadcast signals from what they used to call television..."

"Before moodboxes..." Broonze remembers, furrowing his brow, "I’ve heard of them!"

"For about a century, during and after Dispersal, televisions sort of hitchhiked on these waves of programs flying out into space towards the galaxy center... translated them but didn't intercept 'em. This would be eight, nine hundred years back... so we're talking needles in haystacks except the few as fell into snakes... some, eventually, into Nag and got shot out near Bezend. And it's illegal and it's dangerous, but there's a way of bringin’ 'em back alive, so to speak.  Doc here's a Chimerian... a catcher... already been on two expeditions for the boss... he'll take care of the tech rawth for you."

 

Never met Kollucks myself but, from what Broonzy tells, he talked like one of those perfessors at the Regency junior smazes; joes too smart for their own good. Slow, careful... dragging words as if they were sols out of his own pocket  Crooked as a mountain magline

"May I assume your familiarity with streamer technology?" Kollucks ventures.

"Sure!" Rats pipes up. "Only we're apt to call it sucking, like as not!" and he waves one of his twitchy fingers round in a circle to, enclosing the three of them.

"A variant of streaming can intercept chimes... remove blocs of up to seven seconds' duration," the Doc says and, as Broonzy told Al, demonstrates what his words were to mean with his own gestures as if speaking to a trinity of idiots. "These can be brought back through the snake and reconstituted. The act is simple: point, shoot and then, if you will… suck them off the horizon. The complication is that the oldest chimes... alaams, those which are most desirable to collectors... are nearest Bezend.  That’s where the Regency probably found inspiration for its ghastly advertising signposts, ilaams," he appends, with a  pedantic smirk.

"So if we get too close, chasing the good rawth..." Broonzy draws the conclusion, "...we get sucked in ourselves! Pffht!"

"That's the risk involved," Davey admits, "one of them, that and the shurts and the snake itself. It's why the Collector pays big money."

"How big?" Rats ventures.

"For successful transport and return... a million soys. And, as Doc'll explain, there's a bonus... a bounty, call it... could go up high as ten for certain rare, previously unobtainable alaams."

"Well..." Rats says, glancing at Turp and Broonzy.

"I'm in!" Broonzy jumps up. But Turpin hesitates...

"Fifty thousand soys in advance," Rats offers, glancing from Turp to Broonzy, then back again. "Each. Minimum! Nother fifty for th rental on Marina.” Broonzy snickers, but the gambler ignores him.  “Bonus to be determined when we bring back our catch.”  Davey nods.  “So long, jammin' Andromeda...” Rats signs on.

"I'll do it!" Turpin agrees.

Now that wasn't the choice I was geening you about, that was a money-choice... simple, with a little intimidation thrown in. Who wants to look joob in front of buddies, especially when your choice to joob out cancels their choices? Nobody else on the Baawl would've had anything to do with Rats except sikken without even a prayer of getting the job done. That decision was deenamee... it just led to another, and then the next.

In fact, the both of them were so confident of wealth just around the corner that they check out of the Andromeda a day early, forfeiting six soys rent and delighting Gargareeva because he could let the rooms out by the hour to heathers, off the books, and if the shurts come round, he could just show them ledgers saying that 613 and 801 were occupied by a couple of snakers and, if any rawth was going on, it was their fault, not his.  A clean establishment – not  his fault if a coupla unclean jims happened by!  It was just barely after dawn... the artificial dawn of Tao City, faq?... that I heard Turp lock up for the last time and, as he passed my door, he gave this little salute and said "Wish me luck!" Then he saunters down to the office where Broonze is already waiting, tosses his cardkey to the enormous manager and grins, "Movin' on up!"

"Keep safe you!" Gargareeva snuffles. “Always with you Rassoul, blessed be..."

"Thanks," Broonze replies. "Ad valorum!"

It was as if, Broonzy said, the Andromeda manager was just about to break into tears and, since Gargareeva didn't have a sentimental wart on his spotted hide, maybe it is true about Old Believers and he'd rooked something. Don't say I believe, don't say otherwise... there's still a Johanna's ark of mysteries in this old galaxy, despite the wise guys as say they've rooked everything out. Never did like to judge, I'll remind you, well... except once...

None of your business, that!

 

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