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presents THE GOLDEN DAWN
Episode 15 -
IN the MUSEUM of TEA!
Dark
shapes with bobbing, boxlike heads crowded my dreams - a winged thing plunging
into my pillow as I woke, shuddering. It was a morning of British calamity -
defeats at Mafeking and Ladysmith... Crowley, over breakfast, relishing the
discomfiture of the Crown almost as gleefully as he relished my own ill
sentiments...
"Bad
evening, dear boy?"
"Dreams..."
I replied.
"By
Lucifer man!... you did sup with those vampires, and in Bedford Park no less!
Were I to love death more than I do, I should bring Florence Farr into this
household as my cook, then I should dream as Coleridge, if only for a short
span!"
"It
was a social obligation. And a useful name arose - do you know an art dealer
named Fry?"
"From
Dorking? Purveyor to Americans and Fabians... that one tried to involve me in a
complicated scheme to sell some caricatures by this Frenchman, Jarry, to
Bernard Shaw as bait to obtain cheap Cezannes from Parisians. I've no influence
with Shaw... less than none and told him quite so... can't see what you'd want
with the fellow but," Crowley relented, "he hangs round the offices
of the Pilot."
I
wiped my lips of the remains of my landlord's savory omelette and excused
myself. "All the same, I think I'll pay Mr. Fry a call. Superb fare,
Crowley, Allen... if you ever desire to come to New York, I'm certain I could
raise funding to open a restaurant.
I
believe Crowley to have been momentarily embarrassed by the praise. "Hear
that Bennett? Young Cameron would set us up in trade... I to provide the
victuals and you the seasoning...
"I
should like that..." Bennett said, with the abstracted tone which implied
an early rise to sample the wares of Baker and Jones, chemists.
"And
some strange spices indeed might be shaken from Frater Iehi Aour's rack. If you
do find Fry, ask if he has news from his American client Mr. Elihu Root, and
also if he's heard further from that certain depressing Scandinavian we
discussed, the one whose name calls to mind mastication... Herr Gnaw or Herr
Gnash? Something like that!" And Crowley returned to his plate, which I
interpreted as dismissal.
It
was not to the gallery, however, nor to the Pilot which I repaired after
rereading the Uranian letter, but the morgue. Looking both ways as I arrived...
for Crowley's habit of turning up in unexpected places as well as for any
carelessness on the part of horsecar drivers... I gathered my resolve and
finally entered. Westcott, to my relief, admitted me into his private office
instantly, sparing me the companionship of his charges... a relief soon
overtaken by reality.
"Sir,
I have received this card directing me to you with the addendum 28-6-19,"
I said, placing the card on Westcott's desk.
"That
is a designation for certain crypts we maintain," allowed the Coroner,
"...and is the number which belongs to our unfortunate Royal Engineer. I
think someone means you to visit the body. Come!"
Westcott
threw on his coat of medals and ribbons - no less splendid than Josephan robes
- and I was escorted past a multitude of dead bodies and their keepers...
pausing at a wall of numbered crypts.
"Twenty
seven, twenty eight... five, six!" pronounced the Cancellarius. "Here
we are!"
He
pulled open a numbered drawer; what lay within was nearer steak tartare than
humankind. I could not help but avert my gaze... but Westcott quickly observed
something laying within the shredded flesh.
"Another
card!"
"Could
you retrieve it for me?" I begged.
"It
is meant for yourself only, by the inscription, so I'll stand aside... come,
dig your fingers about. Buck up! young man, overcoming one's fear of the dead's
a primary qualification of Zelatorship..."
Of
course had Westcott not actually written the message himself, he had either
placed it upon Engineer Masefield's remains or allowed one of his confederates
to do so as a means of humiliating me further. I winced but reached into the
carrion, drawing out the card.
"It
is an address... Steat House! and a time... noon today!"
"Then
you had best be on your way," Westcott observed. "I believe there is
a horsecar, presently unoccupied, round the east end of the block. Now that
wasn't so difficult, was it Altius?"
I
thanked my hermetical pater and, finding that the horsecar not only existed,
but knew the way to Steat House, was deposited at my destination a full seven
minutes before noon. The address in question was a fine old suburban estate
with a wall and outbuildings; a uniformed attendant waited at the gate as if I
were expected all along.
"Madame
is in the Tea Museum," I was told and followed the direction of his finger
down a path, through a November garden of dying and decomposing flora towards
the structure named - an octagon of dark, fragrant old wood whose door lounged
open; from within a woman's voice bade me enter.
"Who's
there?" I challenged and the owner of the garden, museum and, in fact, the
whole estate came forward... the most wealthy but reticent Miss Annie Horniman,
under her purple shawl.
"Frater
Altius... how good of you to come, and how fortunate. You may have heard that I
am referred to as the Purple Adept but be familiar... call me Annie. Now, let
us get down to particulars..."
The
museum of tea was furnished with a table and stout oak chairs of some
antiquity; Miss Horniman directed that I seat myself to hear her out.
"Yeats
said you were well off but I had no idea..."
"Yes,
well... Father made his fortune in tea and established this museum. Mathers,
the Praemonstrator was, as usual, in need of funds even a decade ago and, as
his wife Moira and her brother, Bergson, the philosopher, are dear friends, I
hired the man to keep this place up and maintained him until Father could no
longer abide his character..."
"I've
heard this and that about Mathers..."
"He's
a common drunkard and, when sober, can be a most uncommon fiend. Vestigia...
Moira that is... told me how, as a boy, he performed the most horrid surgeries
upon helpless animals. He has grown older, young man, but not wiser nor kinder,
fit... as Mr. Wilde remarked of a failed librettist... not for better but,
rather, for other things. And he has caused this crisis, complicated by Dr.
Westcott's intention... a good man is Cancellarius, but gullible..."
"Well
frankly, what do you expect me to do?"
"Crowley
trusts you," said Annie Horniman, "and Mathers trusts Crowley... if
such creature can be capable of any of the nobler sentiments." She did not
specify whether it was to the Praemonstrator or my landlord that she was
speaking of and I gathered there probably wasn't much to separate them in her
esteem. "Now, Willie acknowledges you to be an honest man... is that
so?"
"Well
I think... under most circumstances..."
"I
do not altogether trust Florence Farr..." opined the Purple Adept,
"...her character is disorderly and, if left alone, I have no doubt she
would have turned over our papers to Crowley. Laxity of morals invites demonic
occupation... Maud Gonne will not allow her into our theatre rehearsals, she
unnerves Willie's actors by crawling the boards, calling out to spirits of
departed thespians that have fallen between the cracks. She was also close to
Mathers... once... before he fled to Paris he attempted to use her against Dr.
Westcott... though of course this came to nothing." And the Purple Adept
shook her hat and stomped a tiny boot upon the floorboards; though the tea had
long departed with its besotted caretaker I smelt the ghost of a Pekoe or
chinaberry in the rafters.
"Well
this is history, gossip even, no concern of yours... what matters is that you
are the only party whose judgment is trusted by all parties involved. It is
Miss Farr's plan that you travel incognito to Stuttgart to determine the
identity and intent of Fraulein Sprengel, or of her successors if she has
indeed answered the summons of that call-boy of the stars. A subscription has
been raised for your expenses."
"I
do not lack funds, so that is not at issue," I replied with perhaps a
certain offense intended, "...but what of that couple in Paris?"
"The
Horos duo? Obviously frauds... any other than Mathers would have disposed of
them at once. Their only value has been to bring this issue to a head... it has
festered for years, awaiting a clear young mind to see through the veil."
"But
I am no detective..."
"You
are objective and determined," Annie Horniman retorted, "...and that
is sufficient. We of the Isis Urania Temple shall assist you as we can, as
Crowley and Mathers shall also, for reasons of their own."
"I
see." And to be sure, having pondered the question of both claimants, I
inquired, "what is truly known of Fraulein Sprengel?"
"Her
adept name is Sapiens Dominabitor Astris, thus Soror SDA. Westcott never met
her, nor did Woodman, but that ascended soul did know one Wentworth Little who
died over twenty years ago and knew the German Templars. They admitted that
Soror SDA was considered a sort of a problem as England is rather more tolerant
of Hermeticism than Germany. Little claimed to have known her in Nurnberg, but
Woodford used to call her the old lady of Ulm. Her last known address was care
of one Herr Enger at the Hotel Marquardt in Stuttgart, but a detective whom we
hired found no Enger nor Sprengel in the police register of that city, so we
need what do you Americans call it... the clean up man?"
"Yes,"
I said. "Well if... and I emphasize... if... I'd prefer to clear the
matter with both Crowley and our poet with the bad eyes, worse handwriting and
rotten teeth... if I did undertake your mission, where would you suggest I
go?"
"First
to Stuttgart, obviously, then Nurnberg, perhaps, and after... who knows where
the trail may lead? You shall have enemies," the Purple Adept warned,
"but also powerful friends... some open, others who must work in your
interest from the shadows."
"Well
it certainly sounds like I'd be setting myself up for a scrape! Not that I'd
mind..."
"There
is worse, young man... when the door to the house of life is thrown open there
may enter that for which we have no name. Then," Annie Horniman
admonished, "even the flesh itself becomes the veil of horrors one dares
not express..."
"That
is poetry," I replied. "Are you a poetess as well as a heiress?"
"No,
but the man who shall escort you back to Chancery Lane is... he is the author
of those words! Arthur... come!"
And
from shadows redolent of the smell of old tea, Arthur Machen appeared, bowing
obsequiously as any old retainer in a royal court of the previous century. This
man I now recognized as he who'd fled the Blythe Street temple, as he justified
himself, to give notice to the Kensington police. But I held my tongue and
extended a hand... Machen's flesh was cool to the touch and tentative, as if it
were only a membrane stretched over a roiling, maggoty door to the Otherworld.
"Mr.
Machen has suffered the recent loss of his wife, but he is a faithful
fellow," counseled the Purple Adept.
"Then
I shall welcome his company for the trip back to London."
"There
may be some immediate unpleasantness," Horniman continued, "but the
architecture of the stars has been engaged... I think you shall find even Mr.
Crowley sympathetic."
"So
what happens next?" I asked.
"Florence
Farr shall contact you directly. Others... some known to you, some not... shall
manifest to provide the guidance you shall need."
I
presented my hand to the tea heiress. "Then until I see you again. It's a
pity things didn't work out between your father and Mathers."
"I
still hold great fondness for Moira. She is precious to me... keep that in mind
whilst you plot your course of action, Altius..."
And
Annie Horniman closed the door to the Tea Museum behind us, leaving Cameron and
Machen to walk back to the gate and waiting carriage.
"So,
another writer!" I tried to make conversation. "London is certainly
full of you fellows... in America we have Twain and the popular press and
that's that."
"Oh
young man, do not underestimate your heritage. There are the Transcendentals,
Melville and above all Poe."
"That
one who wrote detective tales or poems for children, the sort that aren't quite
right... if you know what I mean... didn't he come to a rather sordid
end?" I asked.
"He
was a genius like Villiers... and also died obscure and in the contempt of
inferiors. He lived as others dream and, since the doctors have pronounced me
mad over the passing of Amelia three months ago, I shall dream also. Coachman
away! to the black swamp and cave..."
"To
the City!" I whispered to the driver. "You shall leave me by the
offices of the Pilot, then you may take this gentleman to that place he
desires, if it is on any known map."
"As
the gentleman wishes," the coachman declared.
An
hour later, as we neared our destination, the desperate Machen was still talking...
recalling tales to be published, on a latter day, others forever lost. Since
then his reputation's made something of a recovery - mostly upon the strength
of his reportage of the Great War which we all thought to be that to end all
wars. It's too bad we haven't his like to recall the horror of the present to
future generations.
"Two
weeks ago," Machen said as we passed through Chelsea, "I found myself
walking on air, in a mist of erotic recollections more vivid than any I've ever
experienced under anhelonium or laudanum. I began considering the world and its
follies... its Koom-Posh!... presented to me at new angles. Are we in the
vicinity of Gray's Inn... I must proceed to the Verulam Buildings to walk Jug,
my bulldog. He becomes unsettled when routine is disrupted... but a summons
from the Purple Adept cannot be ignored.
"She
is well-regarded by many of the Order."
"She's
a Messalina..." Machen groaned, "but rich and that those who exist at
her sufferance may continue, whether Mathers or Gonne, she is humoured and
flattered. I make no assumption of superiority; when one precariously keeps
body and soul together editing occult catalogs and haunting second-hand
booksellers for advertising, the occasional kindness of the gentry can be a
godsend but... did you feel that?"
"What?"
I answered.
"A
spirit, or so I thought... I am prone to feel them here and there when I am
without my Juggernaut, who is splendidly sane..."
I
informed the driver that I would depart with Mr. Machen and find the offices of
the Pilot on my own. As our fares had been paid by the Purple Adept we
departed; no sooner did our feet touch the street then there came a terrible
clashing of metal followed by ghastly howls.
"Cats!"
Machen shuddered. "Juggernaut usually sets them to rout," the author
remarked, leaving me only one more mystery of London. "I feel quite naked
without him but, to recover my courage, I'm taking to the stage..."
"As
an actor?"
"Why
not? Maskelyne has promised a small part for me as one of the elder Aph-Lin...
a rather comic role, but I've quite passed the vanity of youth whose fading has
been known to drive more than one despairing trouper to crime, even to suicide.
If a Polonius waits in my future, let it be so! I've picked up a bit of their
argot... that sort of barbarous Italian, but... look at that bounder there, and
that other..."
In
fact a number of large cats had come slinking round, felines of dull gray or
black so as to be hardly distinguishable from shadows, save for their eyes or
the pink of their palates as they yawned insolently, licked themselves idly
upon stoops or followed with loping gates, sometimes showing bared teeth and
raised fur.
"There
must be a dozen, no, a score," I corrected, "...look, sir, did you
spill gravy on your cuffs?"
"No...
they are His doing," Machen replied. "Let us speak no more of...
well, rather let us not speak again. I am only a block from my flat."
So
we proceed rather hastily, turning a corner as I whistled a few uneasy bars of
James Fawn's "Ask A P'liceman", perhaps in the hope that the melody
might provoke one of those to appear. Or, at least, an officer of Animal
Control. But no bobbies answered my summons and, in the middle of the block,
Machen quite lost his reason, breaking and running with a comical gait, losing
his hat. When the writer flung open a door a dun colored bulldog rocketed out
into the street, scattering black cats like so many dust devils with his growls
and snarls. As it seemed, a few of the beasts at the periphery of my vision
seemed almost to... evaporate!.. as opposed to simply fleeing, but that may
have been a trick of my tiring eyes. At any rate, the mystery of the Juggernaut
stood solved.
"I'd
invite you in for a drink but you'd better make your way back to Chancery Lane;
I would also seriously consider taking different lodgings..." Machen
advised.
I
said that I might just do that, the author recalled his Juggernaut and, after
handing Machen back his hat, I proceeded forthwith to Chancery Lane, giving a
glance behind now and again. Crowley was waiting up as I recall Father doing
when I'd escorted this or that young lady to the theatre or a ball during
vacations, greeting me in his dressing gown, drink in hand...
"Busy
day?" the magickian asked.
"Intolerably!"
was my world-weary response. "Fry's close-mouthed... and his prices
impossibly high!"
"If
one desires something valuable badly enough, one must possess it by any means.
But you... are we ready to begin your instruction in Zelatorship? Now that you
are a Neophyte Adept, certain things I have kept from you can be told..."
"Actually,"
I interrupted, "I was thinking of a jaunt round the Continent before the
worst of winter."
"Leaving
so soon? Well," Crowley allowed, "when I was your age, all I thought
of was to tramp around Alpine nooks and Austral corners, testing myself against
the elements and those whom I encountered. How are you with languages?"
Bennett
had brought flask, siphon and glasses bidding me to make myself comfortable
before an unusually virile fire.
"I
have some French and German," I replied, "less Italian... much of the
German is related to engineering."
"Well
that is the language of the sciences," allowed my landlord, "as
French is for art and diplomacy or the Italian for seducers."
"And
English?"
Crowley
grew thoughtful. "It is the tongue of betrayers as Latin was once -
flattery, with a knife up the sleeve. Look at what England has done in the
Orient, eh Bennett?"
"Quite
true, they keep their colonies in bondage by dividing their indigenous
tribes."
"And
worse is what they do to their poor relations... to Scotland, Ireland, even
their own fraternals. Your General Washington, Jefferson, Franklin... only
links in a long chain of conspirators against Choronzon. Even I... I am
constantly thrown over by those who violate confidence, ridicule my
books..."
"Poetry
is a thankless occupation," I replied, having no other answer to the man's
seemingly boundless ego. Washington, Jefferson, Crowley... the mind fairly
rebels!
"It
destroys the generous soul and drives the bitter one underground like a
gnome," my landlord wept, tears of self-pity trickling down his cheek...
from the potency of his cognac I feared Crowley might veer too close to the
fire and so cause a tragedy remarkable even in a city for many noble
conflagrations. "Worst of all are parents, especially my own mother! Do
you know she was the first to call me Beast? I was hounded all over Leamington,
Warwickshire..."
"I
thought you were Scottish!" I remarked.
"In
spirit," Crowley recovered, "yes... but I had also my forebears Levi,
Alexander and Cagliostro against the taunts and blows of boorish boys and
condemnation of their parents. All I have ever wished for is to love... and to
be loved... to seek the truth in whatever odd corner it might lift its head.
I've killed cats!... yes, but only to verify or disprove the myth of whether
they have nine lives. That's not quite true... it's that a cat belongs to a
collective spirit, rather like the bees or a flock of wild ducks... what one
knows, all the others do too. Since those days," my landlord glowered,
"cats show me their proper homage... they serve as my eyes and my
ears..."
The
doorbell relieved me of any obligation to reply. It was Bennett, bearing
another letter.
"Another
summons for Mr. Cameron."
But
he handed the card to Crowley who read the text with a smirk before passing it
over.
"So
Pilate summons her Judas or... by the scent and the handwriting, not quite so
disordered as Willie's but scattered nonetheless... it is an aging Salome,
reprieved and resigned to the lot of aging actresses who must sell shoelaces
and flowers round the back door..."
Crowley
always did have the knack of making one feel ill at ease. "Well I have
been asked to look into that old German lady, dead or alive..." I
declared, yet with a sense of making confession, "...Dr. Westcott implied
your consent..."
"Westcott!
Such a...kind!.. old man with his corpses and decorations. Such a humanitarian,
dear boy! Bright eyes, bushy whiskers like a Hyde Park squirrel, and soft words
to mask the soul of a crank and forger..." Crowley sighed, "...and
withal he is the most decent of them!"
"Sir...
I was under the impression that this course might be best for all..."
"So
Altius christens his occult endeavors, not with a bottle of Tattingers, but
with a lie."
I
replied that I did not mean to offend, knowing however that I had. In Chancery
Lane, where East lay West, up lay down and mirrors of dark and light stood back
to back, Crowley showed his affection by insult... the use of my proper
Hermetical name a sign of his displeasure.
"Persecutors
rarely admit that they do so to gratify their Daimon; it is only for the
benefit of the poor bugger on their rack or wench on her pyre, so they
say." Gathering up his pipe and bottle, my landlord stepped towards his
suite. "I feel the presence of rather more demons about tonight than is
usual," said Crowley as he turned, "celebrating their success in
recruitment. Bennett... be sure all the doors and windows are securely locked.
I shall be relieved when we are safe in Scotland, away from this pale ghetto of
cardboard and shabby conjurings. The meanness of London - naked as a November's
oak - I leave to tourists; I hear Choronzon blowing his bassoon to summon the
congress of mediocre Elementals. Take care of yourself, Cameron, among the
weird sisters of Bedford Park..."
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