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 28) Overnight: Friday the 14th to Saturday Morning, the 15th    “Satisfaction”

 

FRIDAY, 11:15 PM

Upstairs, in Junior’s tiny room, Tom Eppert watched his son pretend to sleep, then moved the mouse on the boy’s antiquated, dial-up Dell… there was a ghastly roar and the black screen exploded with the salivating, grasping undead, stumbling through a mall of the future.

          Tom Junior sat up, rubbing his eyes theatrically…

“Thought I told you…” his father began lecturing…

          “Sorry, dad.  But I was looking for streaming video from the networks… guess its true about all the old televisions bein’ useless…”

          Rage still consumed Tom Eppert, but the kid was not to blame.  “Well,” he tried to slough it off, “nobody warned us they’d explode…”

          “Yeah.  But, dad, I did find out that some of the programs… some of them, not all… are carried on the station homepages, though they take forever to download.  Some hacker might carry the football game Sunday… might,” he emphasized.

“You’re a good kid,” Tom ruffled his son’s hair.  “You deserve a better father, with a better job…”

       “Dad… did you really get fired?”

          Naw, I work for the government… nobody gets fired,” Tom said.  “Just suspended for two weeks… it was kinda funny actually.  Some asshole… don’t tell your mother bout the French… he straps a big cube of ten dollar bills all wrong, and when I lift it into the conveyor station it snaps and that money goes flying everywhere, like confetti…”

And he couldn’t help chuckling at the memory of it while some of those distant sirens closed in, warring with the screams and growls from the videogame.

“Wow… but you didn’t get any…” Tom Junior shook his head…

“I wish… no, I was up in the crane.  Everyone always screws the white guy as ain’t got money or connections, remember that!  Even Trump, the… so-called our… President?  All he’s given us so far’s a Nazi salute… middle fingered.  But it’ll come out OK, after I clocked out, I went over to this agency and they get me this job on the loading dock at the mall.  Less money, but I can cop their employee discount, so we’ll be watchin’ the Skins come Sunday, same as always.  Cept I’m gonna charge the guys or, at least, make them bring some decent beer…”

       “I can get money, Dad, get a job…”

       “You’re only fifteen…”

Tom Junior stared back at his father.  “Hell, I know ways I can get lots of money, it’s easy, nobody asking your age…”

Eppert stood up.  “I catch you hangin’ with those Tribe lowlifes or goin’ to Nakonset, dealin’ or no dealin’, you’re outta this house.”

          “But dad, there’s gonna be tons of people in the park, fighting for televisions…”

“I said no.  We don’t mess with colored peoples and their riots; hopefully they don’t mess with us…”

And then, as the number and volume of the sirens seemed to swell, and Tom Eppert swore he could smell smoke from somebody else’s house seeping in through the window, his son asked: “Dad?  Are there going to be riots?”

Glancing from the window to the liquifying zombies on the monitor, he said:  “Don’t know, son.  I feel like… I honestly don’t know…”

 

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SATURDAY, 3:30 AM

David Lee’s fluorescent clock informed the FCC researcher it was three-twenty when the fourteen opening notes of “Satisfaction” on his cellphone woke him out of a somewhat disturbed, disturbing sleep at his desk… he yawned and licked his lips, answered on the sixth ring.  Outside, the sirens hadn’t diminished – he’d just slept through them.  Mick and Mandy were long gone and the TV off… he turned on a lamp and growled “Whazzup?” into the tiny appliance.  Kristi Chaine, on the other end, barked “David?”

          “What, huh…”

          “I need you.  Now!”

          “Thought you didn’t care…”

          “Shut up,” the boss warned.        “At the office.  Oh… I’m just making a phone tree… call Mick and get all of the researchers in, well, not the juniors.  Well, yes, if they’re available, but not…”

          “You don’t sound so hot.  Is it bad?”

          “Bad?” Kristi recoiled.  “Look out your window…”

          “I’ll trust you.  Are you serious about now?”

          “Look outside,” she repeated and hung up.  David rolled out of bed, stumbled to the window, lifted the shade.  All across the city, he could see fires and… were those gunshots among the sirens?  He sniffed, coughed.  Thick, acrid smoke had already extended tendrils through the windowglass.

          “Guess it’s bad,” he said to himself.

 

 

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