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35)   Saturday, February 15th: 1:02 PM – “MovinMerch!”

                       

 

Kristi Chaine’s office at the FCC was, as opposed to sweaty, noisy GIGA-Plex, a cold (but humid) low-pressure zone….  David Lee cooling his heels in the uncomfortable chair in front of her big Art Deco desk while she took a call, replied mostly in grunts, finally saying “All right,” and hung up.  David pretended disinterest, the right thing to do, as the Research Manger looked up, wanting to vent…

          “That was Vern.  (David nodded.)  Nakonset Park wasn’t the only anti-transition demonstration; the crazies have been out of their padded cells all over the fuckin’ country!  In Cleveland and Hartford, Phoenix and Memphis and Boise… all these shitholes where people were throwing rocks at us.   In fuckin’ Boise!”

“Maybe they ran out of potatoes,” David couldn’t help but crack.

          “Funny!  Well… this has to have had a progression, and we are at the top of the curve.  It’s that fuckin’ game,” Kristi buried her head in her hands, “…Vern says all of the protests will go away Monday, and people will get used to the facts of life…”

          “At least the Oscar riots will be more, uh… fabulous?” he ventured, earning his superior’s venomous glare.

          “You’re in a strange mood, being as a few million people you don’t even know would like nothing better than to kill you…”

          “I did what I could.  I wrote memos.  So did Pete Myers, even Jack,” David pointed out, “…somebody I don’t even know saw there was a big pile of money waiting to be snatched, and then to hell with all of our research and the public…”

          “Vern is convinced that the only bad part is all the rumors and disinformation out there… what our former President used to call the fake news… and the new fellow who screwed him has a strategy to counteract.  Radio!  Talk radio…”

          “Go back to 1932?  Well, some people might buy it, some won’t… might be interesting, though, when they bring back those old fashioned serials,” David ventured, “…like the original Superman, Lone Ranger…”

          “Vern’s lost his mind!” Kristi wailed, “…and so have you, if you think people who aren’t stone conspiracy freaks in camo are going back to radio!”

          “The shadow knows, mwoo hoo hah hah!  So who’s who, now?” David grew serious.  “I did what I had to do… you all but fired me.”

          “I was only keeping Vern happy.  I wouldn’t have.  I need you…”

          “And you?” David said, “…and Vern?”

          Kristi laughed.  “That’s… where did you hear that?  Ridiculous.  And, if anything did happen,  it would have been business and it’s none of your business…”

          “Just business?”  And they were still staring at each other, when Quentin Sills bustled in, each recovering to snap, in unison: “What?”

          “That was… you know… on the line?  Those silly bastards set the Los Angeles office on fire.  The President is concerned…”

          “Wow!” Kristi answered, but softly.

          Californs…” David shrugged.

 

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“And still they keep on coming!”  Mark-down Mark Tenison marveled.  The line of shoppers outside Giga-Plex had never lessened, despite the miserable weather… Captain Capps worked out a deal with Ghanoush, long-distance, to keep the overflow penned up in snaky lines within the vacant CD store until they could be let in by their sixes or eights once an equal number of suckers had been through the registers, paid and left.  Some of the temps had worked out, some hadn’t.  The skinny, fake Rastaman jumped off the loading dock at noon, never returning.  And it had been after one when the stockroom foreman, Taylor, finally stumbled in.  Mark… fuming… a GP security temp and one of the Screaming Eagles escorted him to the loading dock, whose overseer now was, to all intents and purposes, the kid, Craig Synch.  Pressured as he was, Tenison had to admit Craig hadn’t done that bad a job.

 Up in the crane, easing a pallet bearing half a dozen boxed 56’s towards the floor, Tom Eppert watched the tardy foreman and boss argue.

          “Tell you, man, had a doctor’s appointment…” Taylor’s whine was more like a high-speed drill, striking metal, that carried all the way up to the maze of catwalks, steam pipes and vents beneath the Mall’s roof, eighty feet above the ground “…got h-hurt on the job…”

          “Your toe!Tenison scoffed.  “What really happened… running short on Oxy?”

“Hey, catch your foot under one of them smart refrigerators, Mark, see how you like it…” the foreman shot back.  “Haven’t decided whether or not I should sue…”

          “And this doctor gave you… pills…”

          “For pain…” Taylor answered, truculent.  “I gotta prescription, nothin’ wrong with that.  I got some rights, you know…”

          “Yeah, pain pills.”

The manager blew his whistle for attention – Craig, wet and shivering, ducked in from the parking lot where he and one of the temporary Mexicans had been trying to fit a sixty inch set through a sixty-one inch S.U.V. door.  The rest of the crew – out-to-lunch Marko excepted – stopped what they were doing to listen…

          “Listen up, you clowns!” the manager brayed.  “This is Taylor… he’s the foreman, back here, but he’s shitfaced…”

          Ain’t had a drop…” Taylor protested.

          Says he needs pills for the toe he busted yesterday, dropping something on it that he shouldn’t have.  Clumsy.  We don’t do clumsy at Giga-Plex.  We want hard workers who do their job right, so I am putting you on notice that we may be looking for a permanent hire or two after this for whomever goes the extra mile.  I ain’t sending him home, cause of the backup, but Taylor,” and Mark jabbed him on the chest with a pointed finger, “…you’re not allowed on the crane today, you’ll be on the loading dock with the rest of the temps.  You hear that, upstairs?”

       Tom Eppert leaned over and waved, shouting down.  “Gotcha!”

In a better world, Tom knew, the manager would’ve offered him something… even fifty cents more, an hour, but now Mark Tenison owed him, and Tom meant to collect.  Forget a measly nineteen inch projection bonus, he’d go for a 27, plasma too.

He’d seen Ray paying off the press and other parasites hanging round the loading dock that morning… now he was getting the hang of how things worked around Giga-Plex.  High atop his extendible throne, he saw Taylor pivot, stagger to the door of the loading dock and vomit profusely.

That was just fine with him, too.  He was high above the stink.

 

 

 

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