SAVAGE SATURDAY

 

36)   Saturday, February 15th: 2:01 PM – “Tom’s Leaning Tower of Dominators!”

                       

On Grape Street, Reverend Ellsworth Godwin and General Westmoreland Soames were strolling towards Feargal’s with Trent Lockett from the FCC, intending to stop by and discuss, further, events past and future in Nakonset Park.  Westy, noticing the “Superbowl Party Sunday: $40” sign, shook his head, bidding his companions continue towards the shabby burger franchise across the street.

          Once they were in the crosswalk, he looked over his shoulder.  “Let’s not go in there…”

          “Man’s gotta make a living…” the Reverend demurred.

          “Make a gouging.  Not off me, not tomorrow.  Not anymore…”

          Trent Lockett eyeballed the bar, declining comment.  It was just visual confirmation of something he’d already seen developing from his researches into the territory that Kristi had assigned him… Louisiana, north of Baton Rouge, Arkansas and the eastern quarter of Texas... sans Dallas… the Street knew that millions of Americans would not have free access to Super Sunday – not on jiggered old analog sets, not through basic or expanded cable, nor streaming, nor even ordinary Hi Def.  And the Street was going to take them to Funkytown.

          Seated in the burger joint over a couple of Styrofoam coffees, Godwin waved a sheaf of papers – not permits, for, as on Friday night, this would be an illegal assembly – but his speech for tomorrow, before the game (for those who had access to it).  Or sermon.  Depending on how you viewed it…

          “Don’t know what I’m doin’…” he said, for what must’ve been the twentieth time.

          “They won’t jump on us, not tonight…” Westy predicted.

          “How do you know?” Godwin challenged, although understanding… and appreciative… that Soames now included himself in the process.

          “Cause they scared.  Cause they know we know now, and they also know that the whole world knows we know something, even if we don’t know.  And they know better than to draw more attention to themselves by raising the ante with another massacre.  Wouldn’t have done what they done yesterday if there wasn’t the precedent of that god damn bloodbath… pardon the French… down in Mexico.  There ain’t no television, but there’s other ways… kids know, I will tell you, they have ways.  Computers, maybe… you phones?”

          “Maybe they’ll start doin’ with TV that arrifixal smartness what they have to with computers,” Trent Lockett ventured, “…put ‘em in the schools and in libraries…”

“Hope not.”  Westy took a sip of the coffee, made a face.  “Auntie would be up there every day for Oprah and fightin’ with all them other old ladies who want their courtroom shows…” and, putting the Styrofoam cup down, he shook his head.

       “Don’t know what I’m doin’…” Godwin moaned, again.

          “K.I.S.S.,” Westy said, puckering his lips as the Reverend looked up.  “Keep it simple, stupid…bad joke.  Look, you said you just wanted to finish what you started, march up to that office, do like Martin Luther did, the original, not King… maybe nail that sad-ass petition to the door…”

“Can’t do that.  It’s metal…” Lockett informed them, earning a scowl from General Westmoreland.

       “Don’t you have anything positive to contribute?”

          “Well, maybe.  Not to associate myself with anything that masked man might have said, but there are some low-powered spaces on the frequency… even what’s already been sold, you might be able to reach a hundred city blocks with a transmitter.  Cheap… coupla hundred bucks…”

       “Where did you dig up that Channel 53 character, anyway?” Westy asked Godwin.

“Kids at Howard.  They’re all about inventing the wheel, all over again.  Pirate radio.   Used to have that shit at Howard, too, back in the day…”

“Wouldn’t make nobody a millionaire if they were to legalize it,” Trent Lockett warmed to his passion, “but a bunch of ‘em, all over the country… at least they could make a half-ass living without taking public money… which means you take the government controls, too.  Maybe work out a deal with the networks for programming…”

“They’d never go for that.  Black folk, poor folk with their own television stations as run anything more relevant than Steven Seagal or Icy movies... Ice Cube, Ice T, Ice Pick, ICE killa Mexicans… they might let Oprah or Obama get away with it, Kanye, with his connections, maybe, or that fat fellow runs the new, mergered B.I.N. but here?”

          Westy drummed his fingers on the formica.  “Said they scared.  Be better if this were before elections, not after, but it can’t hurt to ask… you ask for a dollar, sometimes they at least toss you a dime…”

 

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Taylor, still rubbing his head in the stockroom by the loading dock, looked up at the clock that told him it was only a smidgen past two, looked higher up at Tom Eppert in the crane and cupped his mouth…

          “Hey!  You, up in the cab!  You plannin on takin’ a lunch break?”

          Tom ignored him, concentrating on a tower of Dominators mounted on pallets, six high.  Even though television inches were counted diagonally, there was enough fake wood with ersatz Transylvanian carvings and old-fashioned Communist-era attachments, bells and whistles that each set checked in at more than eight feet high, which made the pile in the Giga-Plex stockroom… formidable.  (Of course, even the Doms weren’t worth a tenth of the bundles of currency that Tom sent on their way to perdition every hour, but, then again, currency didn’t shatter… the bundles broke apart and wafted to the ground, like confetti.)  One of the Mexicans was strapping the uppermost, reaching for the hook and slipping it under the elastic on top.  Tom cranked up the gears and the big set began to move off the pile, then slowly hovered over the fuckin’ dopey foreman for a moment before Tom eased it down to a waiting flatcar.  The move caused the six other Dominators on the pallet to lean, ever so slightly, towards the wall.  As temporary workers swarmed to balance the pile, he locked the controls, then started climbing down.  Craig Synch, Pablo and two others steered the flat to a waiting F-150 backed up against the loading dock, and the proud, new owner motioned to Taylor…

          “Look man, it’s still raining… you got an extra tarp back there?”

          Taylor, shrugging, glanced up towards the surveillance cameras, then at the customer, with a wink.  “They say it’s easin’ off, maybe half an hour, but… we can shake on it…”

          They shook – Taylor waiting a full minute before strolling past a tower of dishwashers, slipping the cash into his pocket and pointing, shouting out to one of the Mexicans…

          Por favor, Pedro, bring up one of ‘em… them cubiertas up over here…”

          “Pablo, señor, an’ Mister Mark… he say for store…”

          “Man buys a thirty-somethin’ thousand set, he deserves a break… vamouse!  Craig!”

          Exchanging a few words, but no laughter, with a Salvadoran up for the weekend, the two hauled a tarp outside and begin fastening it over the set.  Tom, having reached solid ground, approached the guy whose job he’d taken.

          “You an’ Synch only ones ain’t been to lunch yet…” Taylor growled.

          “If you… like, I already lost half an hour this morning…” Tom protested.

          “So I heard,” Taylor snapped.  “You do good work, and we need a man on the lift, so how about I mark you down fifteen minutes when Comrade X gets back, take a half hour.  Getting’ into a slow period here, relatively…”

          And the foreman glanced out into the store, where Marko Mosrovich was guiding one of the female customers through the 007 Shop’s display of tasers, lasers and other ostensibly nonlethal weaponry with, Taylor gleaned, more than amateur facility.  He shook a couple of pills from an orange bottle, dry-swallowed them, burped, and called out “Yo!” and Marko, exchanging a few more words… and was that a folded slip of paper, with, perhaps, an address or telephone number on it?… left his quarry, swaggered back to the loading dock.

          “Love all America womens…”

          “Yeah, Romeo, get back to work, pull these,” and Taylor gave a fistful of cashier’s tickets to the temp, telling Craig and Tom: “Go to lunch.  Just don’t get lost.  God, my head is killing me…”

 

 

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