SAVAGE SATURDAY

 

44)   Saturday the Twentieth (Midnight)  Free Enterprise in Action!”

 

The march from Nakonset Park to FCC headquarters had begun deteriorating long before the vestiges of the mob, still a thousand strong, reached the One World Mall around eleven – drawn, like moths, towards its gigantic neon beacon of a blue planet with black and white hands clasped in friendship, flickering through the misty night like the feelgood epilogue of a children’s documentary on PBS... which also, unfortunately, would no longer be accessed after Tuesday by so many.  No more Muppets!  The final breakdown began innocently enough, as natural desires to empty bladders and refuel with beer and snacks caused dozens, then hundreds, to detour, but overreaction by mall security and Screaming Eagles who attempted to shepherd the newcomers onto the tail end of the Giga-Plex holding pen in the closed CD store resulted in scuffles and confrontations with the weary, pissed-off National Guardsmen.  Seeing order disintegrating, Reverend Godwin hoisted his umbrella in one hand, his bullhorn in the other… coincidentally, the very same model as that wielded by Mark Tenison inside the store…

          “OK, folks… folks?… we’re only a couple of miles from FCC headquarters.  It’s a quarter to eleven, and I know some of you want to make a pit stop, so we’re gonna resume in fifteen minutes.  We’ll be heading straight up the pike for two more miles, so you can catch up with us, easy… oughta reach the FCC by half past midnight.  Uh, there’s a late night bus goin’ back that way, stopping at the Hyattsville station and… uh…”

          Unable to think of anything further to say and already envisioning the chaos when the throng tried to board that one bus, he lowered the loudspeaker, waiting forlornly at the edge of the construction site as even Trent Lockett bolted for the mall entrance himself.  The marchers quickly merged with angry, locked-out shoppers roaming the parking lot as the smaller stores closed early   even more quickly exchanging complaints of degradation and disrespect once a security guard locked the gas station restrooms… by the time Lockett reached the gate, the Eagles had formed a human shield across the entrance, one of their number reciting a tired mantra…

          “This entrance is closed.  You wanna television, go down that way to the CD store that’s lit up… that’s the end of the line…”

“I don’t need a television, officer, just a meat pie from the Baffler in the Food Court, and…” Trent added…

       “And what?” growled the suspicious mercenary.

       “Uh… use the facilities, you know?”

          “Restrooms are closed except inside Giga-Plex, and those are for customers only,” the Eagle screamed back, then warned:  “Any perpetrator caught urinating in the parking lot will be arrested, charged as a sex criminal and put on the registry.”

       “Well, I am a customer.  Will be…”

          The Eagle frowned.  This was not information contained in the script that the troops had been given at the start of deployment and, while he was mulling over whether or not to let Lockett and another dozen marchers massed behind him into the mall, Captain Capps… deep in disputation with Colonels Knox of the National Guard, Sergeant Mays from the Mall and that local police Lieutenant Haberty, who’d oozed up from Nakonset Park with the march… waved him over.  The human shield quickly crumbling under the press of people leaving One World, empty-handed, Trent slouched along behind the Eagle, head down, ears open…

          Knox was less indignant than dismissive of the situation and its human collateral.  “I’ve received orders to redeploy all Guardsmen to Georgetown, where looting has broken out, so we’ll be leaving in fifteen minutes...”

          “And I’m not authorized for overtime, so our men gotta go by twelve,” the Lieutenant chimed in, tapping his wristwatch.  “Earlier, maybe, depending… Colonel, the students are acting up in College Park…”

          “As usual.  But we’re District-Metro,” Colonel Knox pointed out, “the U’s not in our jurisdiction.  You’d have to work that out with Annapolis…”

          Sergeant Mays could scarcely believe his ears.  “Officers!  You can’t just leave us hanging out to dry like this… if there’s looting in DC, what do you think is gonna happen here when you leave?”

          Knox looked down at his watch.  “Were up to me, I’d shut down,” the Colonel advised.  “Keeping the place open late, that was his idea, right?”  And he jerked a thumb at Capps.

          “Not personally but,” Lester tried wheedling, “…Colonel, you and the local police have an obligation…”

          “To protect life and property?  That’s right, Captain… and in that order,” Colonel Knox reminded the Screaming Eagle.  “Not property, then life.  We gotta be in the District in twenty minutes.  Orders!  I would strongly suggest you announce you are shutting down, now; if there’s an immediate problem, well, maybe we can help.   Open up early tomorrow – fuck Sundayhours!  Otherwise, the clock is ticking…” and he looked at his watch again.

          “Tick, tick, tick,” said the police Lieutenant who, as Trent Lockett had already deduced, was a flaming asshole.

          Having heard enough, Trent proceeded to the Food Court, a nightmare of kids and gangs and drunks weaving out of Giga-Mart and the two liquor stores, the mighty Dominator blasting out its runway music over the howling and snarling of fighting dogs in the already-closed Kearsey’s Kennels being baited by more assholes, safely behind the glass window and chainlink fence.  He ordered a meat pie from Jean-Francoís who, just for the hell of it, pushed the button that sent the great, black face of Ghede off into a paroxysm of insane laughter.

          “Never have I made so much money in one day,” the meat-pie mogul sighed, “and never so afraid for my life since my parents and I sailed away from Baby Doc and the Tontóns...”

          “Yeah, pretty fucked up out there,” Lockett admitted.

          Jean-Francoís shook his head, pointing through the walls towards Giga-Plex.  “Outside, yes, mais ce grand, télévision vampire, il est mauvais seulement rêvé de par le Duvaliers.”

          “Uh… yeah,” said Lockett, whose French was limited to a few culinary terms, but who had also heard his share of rumours about the Dominator’s eerie pixillation – some possibly true, most, of course, mere wild conjectures that people were devouring over their mobile devices (most of which did not podcast the news that Super Sunday would go on as always).

          Sergeant Mays had finally reached Ghanoush on his cellphone, securing permission to close One World early… a particularly painful blow to Captain Capps.  Minus Knox and the local police… although a few of Haberty’s men, in uniform, were strolling the corridors of the Mall and the Food Court, commiserating with the proprietors of eating establishments (and securing a few free snacks and drinks)… the Sergeant, Capps and their respective entourages trooped back from the One World offices at the far Southeast end (adjacent to the Sushi Palace and Mad Sam’s Steakhouse) to Giga-Plex, pushed through the line at its door and confronted Tenison and Big Sonny.

          Ghanoush has given orders to shut down, effective immediately.  Lester heard him…”

          “Captain?” tiny Big Sonny glared at the big Screaming Eagle, as if Capps was two feet high.

          “That’s what the fuckin’ Arab said, though if you ask me…”

          “I’m not asking you,” Leland Buford Sonnenschein cut him off.  Tenison, are these people buying, or hanging out…”

          Mark coughed.  “Not so much as earlier… but that’s probably due to inventory.  We have plenty of the high-end stuff around, but nothing these… people…”

          “Well, then, I guess we’d better close up shop and count our money…” Big Sonny decided.

          “But… but,” the Manager fairly squealed, “…my bonus?”

          Sonny patted the young fellow on the shoulder – Mark reacted as if it were like the kiss of death that a Mafia godfather gave his least-favoured underling.  “You’ve done a good job, son.  Like the gentleman says… you gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em.  Fuckin’ pansy-ass President, goin’ public… well, Fred, we’ll just have to hold another big sale on Tuesday, when those old sets go dark again.  That’s the uh… twenty-fifth?  That’s the… Christmas is December, so Presidents’ Day?  No, that was last Monday,Washington’s birthday?  Anything relevant that we can hang a sale on?  A cherry tree… a cherry tree and a Dominator!  Mark, go into the back and get some of those Mexicans to bring the rest of the Dominators in here, we’ll set ‘em up together and blow the shoppers’ minds tomorrow afternoon.”

          “What about the Oscars?” suggested the lobbyist.  “This way, we get the ladies in…”

“There you go!”  And Sonny waxed sunny again.  “Gives us time for another insert in the Monday papers, too… they’re usually worthless but people will be reading the sports sections about the game.  Call Nestor first thing in the morning… I want full pages, and if we can poach any spots during the game away from whomever, maybe we can even do the rounds again, this time with Giga-Boyz in Hollywood costumes like… what’s that one with the English queen and those ladies?”

I volunteer!” Faubourg quipped and the Texans chortled, slapped each other on the back and Mark watched, helplessly, as his dreams of wealth and promotions began to fly away.

 

          Outside, Reverend Godwin had ventured a few steps towards the Mall.  He raised his bullhorn and, in a trembling voice, ventured…

          “People!   People?  Everybody who came from Nakonset Park… it’s well after eleven and we ought to be resuming, we have to…”

          He went no further, for being struck from behind by Easy, wielding a cutoff poolcue, while Slim addressed him, face to face…

          “Have to do nuthin’, you pathetic fake…”

          “We’re here, Reverend,” Easy added as he clocked the minister again, Godwin falling face down in the wet parking lot while dozens watched, then turned away  “And we’re goinshoppin…”

          “Get his money,” Slim barked.  “And lemme have that coat, looks like it’s gonna start rainin’ again, snowin’ maybe…”

          “What about me?” Easy protested.

          “Wouldn’t fit you,” Slim said, straightening the lapels of Hieronymous Godwin’s sturdy overcoat and checking his profile in the sideview mirror of an ancient white van.  “Coat was cut for a man.”

 

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At ten past eleven, a nervous and frustrated Mark Tenison marched to the entrance of Giga-Plex, braced by a phalanx of Screaming Eagles and raised his bullhorn…

          “Attention Giga-Plex shoppers!  Attention!” he gave it his all, despite vistas of winged Benjamins flying off into the rainy night.  “This store will be closing early, in order to restock for tomorrow.  Please bring all purchases to the register.  We will close at eleven-thirty, sharp… the President has declared that the Ultra-high def transition has been postponed to Tuesday…”

          “That’s a Deep State lie!” somebody shouted.

          “A Russian lie!” shouted another standee and a shoe, flying out of the line, clocked the Eagle standing immediately to his right.  Meanwhile, Captain Capps walked down the line of expectant shoppers, counting heads.  At twenty, he motioned for two of the GP rent-a-cops to draw the velvet rope across the belly of the line, directly in front of some fat, nerdy slob… the sort who’d probably come to the store for game cartridges, ergo, least likely to wax violent.

          “Okay, listen up!” declared the commander of the Screaming Eagles, drowning out Mark Down Mark’s stammering explanation of the President’s action.  “Giga-Plex is closing in fifteen minutes, everybody behind this rope ain’t getting in.  You have to go home.  We will be opening at ten, tomorrow morning, plenty of time to shop…” and he turned, pasting on a hopeful but rueful smile, “ …folks on this side of the line, can’t guarantee, but you might get in.  Or not, depending.  If you know what you’re looking for, grab it and take it to the registers as soon as you can…”

Predictably the slob hung his head and actually started to cry, but angrier voices behind him resounded…

                          We been waitin’ two hours…”

Can’t come back tomorrow…”

                   “Somebody’s gotta pay for this…”

          And, like so many vengeful lemmings, most of the line… even the hopeless ones still confined to the CD store… remained at their positions.  Capps walked back into the store, having done his job.  Big Sonny directed the Giga Grrrlz to stand and shimmy in front of the registers, in the hope that the shoppers would be focusing their attentions on the door.  He figured correctly, but also figured wrong in that the crowd, which had begun to wander away from the line behind the velvet rope, pushed against the windows of the store to get a better look at the models’ backsides between short, frequent dashes to the liquor stores.  And, by twenty past eleven, however, Mark Tenison was pacing back and forth beside the registers, making life miserable for the cashiers and customers alike…

          “You have to work faster, girls… faster!   Faster!  No rainchecks, no exchanges… no checks drawn on Virginia banks.  Faster…”

          Finally, a flummoxed Vicki Gordon appealed to the Manager.  “Mr. Tenison, this man has a Belgian debit card.  How much is six thirty-nine forty-two in Euros…”

          “Can’t take it today.”  Mark snatched the card from Vicki, returning it to the Belgian – who stared at the crazy Americans through thick, black-rimmed eyeglasses… his lips, broader than Mick Jagger’s, opening and closing like a beached cod’s.  “Pay in dollars or come back tomorrow, sir…”

          “Bah, dollars!” the foreigner scoffed, looking down at his watch.  “I haff been waiting since nineteen hundred hours… can, at least, the lovely lady sign my Washington Times…”

          “Sign his paper, Sara,” Mark agreed after motioning over the nearest Grrrl… and Sabra Martin replied…

          “Sabra!”

          “Whatever!”

          Sabra scribbled an obscenity on the newspaper and the next man in line waved a ticket, hungrily.

          “Ring me up for a Westinghouse nineteen…”

          “Don’t, Vicki.  We’re out of stock,” Mark told him.  “Come back tomorrow, and we’ll show you something better… out with you, now… next!”

          The summary cancellations brought Ralph Richards and two other salesmen flocking…

          “Are we gonna get our commissions on these cancelled sales?” Ralph whined.

          “No.  You don’t get paid until the store gets paid… get back to work,” Tenison ordered.  “Don’t sell anything under thirty inches, unless it’s plasma…” and Mark looked at his watch, “…hell, don’t sell anything more, period, unless they can carry it to a register.  Anjie!  Anjie!”

          The Amazon marched forward to confer with Tenison, then marched back to the loading dock with Lester Capps, who ordered the Eagles and rent-a-cops outside to form a human barrier at the end of the receiving line. 

          “No more pickups this evening past here…” Anjelika drew her line in the line. “…if you have receipt ticket, must return tomorrow…”

          Now, the angry voices by the loading dock outshouted those at the entrance…

                             “What about my Samsung?”

                             “Been standin’ out here forty minutes, after waitin’ two hours to get in…”

                             “Wait till I contact my lawyer…”

                             “What about the game…”

          Anjie, who had been too busy to listen to the President’s announcement, merely spat into one of the puddles generated by the light, yet intensifying rain.  And, gradually, the frustration at either end of Giga-Plex fused into a single, golden-oldie chant, rippling the length and breadth of the Mall like an intestinal disturbance…

                             “Hell, no!  We won’t go!  Hell, no!  We won’t go!

And it was at this exact, inopportune moment that Kristi Chaine and David Lee arrived at One World… Vern Cooth presumably following.  The multiple small disturbances were starting to coalesce into mass insurrection… gangs roaming the parking lot, people screaming, answered back by penned-up fighting dogs and the great, black head of Ghede, the Baffler; the fortunate shoppers hastening to secure their purchases hurrying through the rain.  A big, black SUV with a rolled up prize looted from Carpet Island on its roof wheeled out of a space near the gates, and Kristi grabbed the spot, turned off her headlights…

          “I told you so!” David gloated, gesturing to the chaos all around them.

          “You’re a help,” Kristi groaned.  “A real help…”

The four Screaming Eagles manning the entrance to Giga-Plex gave way helplessly as Kristi Chaine flashed her credentials… by now, the blessed and bereft customers  alike were streaming out of both the exit and entrance doors, heedless to security’s threats and warnings, while the more determined, more desperate forced their way in.  With David in tow, the Research Manager honed in on fat Freddy Faubourg, hanging out at the tech and credit tent (with, by now, ten prisoners and one apparent corpse manacled to the poles) swilling something green from a big, clear plastic cup.

          Fat Freddy rewarded her with a twinkly finger-wave.  “How’s my grrrl?”

          “Ask one of them,” Kristi nodded at the dancers, now gyrating atop Giga-Plex cash registers as currency, checks and plastic were rung up.  I am looking for Mr. Sonnenschein… Vern is on his way, should be here unless he’s been caught up in this, this mess…”

          “Ah, but an exquisite mess it is,” Faubourg answered dreamily, “…probably generating a revenue stream higher than the week before Christmas.”

          “You see a revenue stream,” Kristi scolded, “I see him,” she pointed to a man urinating on the glass of Kearsey’s Kennels, “and a few hundred pissed-off rioters who, thankfully, will never make it to our headquarters…”

Faubourg sipped from his cup, waved to Big Sonny… still at the center of the henge, expostulating on the Dominator to a rapt handful of apparent insomniacs.  The entrepreneur seemed oblivious, so Freddie motioned to the registers and, shortly, motioned to the Grrrlz and then, with Crystal and Rae on either arm, steered the newcomers towards Sonnenschein.

          “This, dear girl, is free enterprise in action…” he reminded Kristi.

          “Some of those people might be taking “free” literally,” was David’s sour remark.

          Fat Freddie pulled Crystal and Rae closer, as if anticipating that they might have to take a bullet for him.  “And who the fuck are you?”

          Now, Big Sonny moved to head off an unpleasantness.  “Kristi Chaine!… you look every bit as marvelous as when I last saw you… it was Dallas, or Denver… let me think…”

          “Vern is on his way,” said the Research Manager.  “He wants to see for himself that everything’s under control…”

          The clock in the Food Court struck eleven thirty… Big Sonny beaming as his gaze swept across a circus that showed no sign of ever leaving town…

          “What could be more under control than this?”

          The great Ghede-head roared again.

 

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In Purley, Miz Lottie Soames… secure in her capacities of having performed yet another miracle… enjoyed the national news and weather but, as Ted Fraser called upon Evan Augsberg for a final report from outside of the One World Mall, the household fell silent.

          “Thank you, Ted.  We’ve arrived at One World Mall with two important developments in the making.  First, the second march from Nakonset Park after last night’s violence seems to have broken up short of its intended destination – the Federal Communications Commission Operations Center in suburban Maryland…”

       “That’s Godwin’s bunch – failed again…” Uncle Raoul shook his head…

       To which Miz Lottie replied: “Shush!”

       “Least nobody got killed, this time…” Raoul answered, disobediently.  Yet…”

“It would seem shopping has replaced protest as the order of the day,” Augsberg said, “and now, as midnight nears, there seems to be no slack in demand for new MHDTV technology, despite the President’s earlier announcement.  I’m in the parking lot with Joe Gennale, one of many shoppers braving the crowds and elements, this evening, to secure… what’s that, Joe…”

“It’s a Westinghouse.  Bought it ‘cause I thought it was made in America but, of course, it’s not… made in Turkey… at least it’s an American company, I think, still.  Lucky to get it, they’re selling out of most anything under a thousand…”

“Quite a day, Joe?  What do you think of the President’s announcement that the Superbowl will be televised…

“Nobody told me about it til now – people here think it’s just more fake news so we’ll shut up and go home.  Pretty stupid, but I’m still glad I got in today.  Woulda had to, sooner or later… and I wouldn’t go back there again, not for my life.  It’s crazy!  Outa control… lotta fighting…”

          Miz Lottie reached for her old rotary phone and began dialing…”

“There you have it, we’ve tried to get remarks from the Mall or security, but they’re not talking.  Neither has anyone found out what happened to the rally organizers…” the newscaster added, “the march just sort of fell apart, as the chance to secure a TV or converter before tomorrow’s game proved irresistible, transition or not…”

“I can’t raise Earline,” she told Raoul.  “Some recording tells me that the number ain’t in service…”

“In a funny way, the marches have achieved one of their main objectives, even in failure and dissolution.  Here’s a latecomer, sir… what brings you out to the Mall…”

“You get in that car of yours,” Lottie ordered her step-nephew, “go to that Mall and bring back my Earline.  I ain’t trustinno bus line out there… look like a moonshine party…”

          “Aww, auntie… there ain’t been no moonshine parties out here in fifty years…”

       But Miz Lottie would not be moved.  She pointed towards the door…

       Git!”

          Though it didn’t matter to Miz Lottie, Augsberg’s interviewee was eerily familiar, a disheveled Jack Gobelman, eyes darting crazily around the parking lot.  The newscaster, sensing a problem, started to draw his microphone back, but Goblin pounced, physically wrestling it away from Augsberg…”

          Getcha blueberry spies a la mode white vanilla on red China… no more Nightline, no Lost.  Cat klum a genies on carpets, floatin’ around and they’re goin’ to the moon, all them signals running around.  Never namortal, Evan, ‘member from the Bradlee dinner, two thousand nine… two thousand voice, say hey, Harley, what’s that sound…”

          Goblin, after dropping the station’s microphone ahead of him like a stand-up comedian who’d just killed, paused, picked it up and ran off into the darkness and the rain.  Shouting to be heard unamplified, Augsberg summed up… “and that’s the way it is at One World Mall!  That’s how it stands, under that great, blue neon globe - whose brown seas and yellow continents rotate in synchronicity with earth and sun, whose clasped hands… black and white, brown over red over yellow… inspire us to dream better dreams, dreams so often submerged beneath a material tide of need, and greed.  Back to Ted Fraser, now, and not a moment too soon…”

 

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Network microphone still in hand, singing “Gabba-Gabba-Hey!” before forgetting the rest of the words, Goblin scampered across the parking lot towards the vacant CD store whose door and windows were now busted wide open.  Denied access to Giga-Plex, frustrated shoppers had refused to leave.  They beat on store windows, roamed the Mall fighting and looting poorly-defended shops… committing acts of grand and petty vandalism upon property and violence against the remaining merchants and each other while, in Mark Tenison’s office, the Law… Captain Lester Capps, Sergeant Mays from the Mall and Lieutenant Haberty of the local police (Guard and military having already departed)… quickly fell to jurisdictional quarrelling among themselves.

          “Do as you will,” Haberty wagged a fat finger at the civilian police, “my men are going off duty, and their replacements are being redeployed to urban neighborhoods.  This place oughta be shut down, now!”

“We’re trying,” Mays exhaled.  “Frankly, we’re not getting all the cooperation we should from Giga-Plex and the Eagles…”

“We’ve securing the premises, Lieutenant, and we’re doing so with what we have.  If the Sergeant can’t get a handle on the situation outside Giga-Plex, it’s not our responsibility…”

“Secured your premises,” Mays snarled…

“That’s what we’ve been paid for.  Tell your Arab brothers to open their wallets, and we’ll secure the rest of the Mall…”

          Meanwhile, Vern Cooth had arrived, credentials flapping in the wind; authority hopping from his scalp like fat, white lice.  Only providential intervention from Fred Faubourg had gotten him through the door and as far as the bank of registers where cash still flowed and the Grrrlz danced on…

          Whatta fuckin’ mess,” Vern furled his umbrella, “…I presume Sonny knows about the President…”

          “Stabbed us in the back,” Faubourg groaned, “…Sonny’s waitin’ for you…”

          They pushed against an angry human tide of shoppers slowly being driven towards the registers – some with merchandise in tow, many others empty-handed and angry as news that the big items would no longer be disseminated from the loading docks in back.  In front of the henge of televisions where Big Sonny was mollifying an angry clown over some issue having to do with money while Kristi Chaine and David Lee stood by, fuming, the Soft Shell Dixieland Band were repacking their instruments despite some rather mean-spirited interference from the rest of Sonny’s clowns… a few of whom seemed kin to the notorious and murderous Pennywhistle.  A Mall security guard punched a Screaming Eagle and was promptly floored with a quick trio of karate chops while prisoners, chained to the tech and credit tent, cheered them on.  One, noticing Fred Faubourg, spat… the spittle missing, but managing to blanket Vern….

        Big Sonny was enraged – and these losers from the FCC were a convenient target.  “Your people have told me that these broadcasts incited a mob to storm my franchise…”

        David shook his head, correcting the pugnacious hawker.  “Actually, sir, most of them were headed towards our headquarter, but…”

“Shut up, Lee…” Vern snapped, “I’ve taken about all that I can handle from you…”

        But the dissension had already attracted the ire of Big Sonny... and the magnate chose to assume that the FCC Manager was calling him by his first name.  “So,” he raged at Cooth, “you admit you have people on your staff that are trying to tear down the free enterprise system… probably working hand-in-claw with the President…”

        “That’s Trent Lockett, he’s been fired.  You’re fired, too, Lee…” Vern decided.

        “The hell, I…” Big Sonny stepped back…

        Kristi Chaine objected.  “David’s been trying to help…”

        Vern shook his head, thrust out his fist.  “You’re fired too, Kristi.  Clean out your desk Monday.  Why I ever…”

        “You are gonna be so… so litigated against and…”

          Too sputtering angry to finish her threat, she watched as Capps and Mays emerged from the back office and, still raging, crossed the store.  Before they could reach the firing party, there was a crash, and all heads turned towards the registers where some nut in cutoff jeans and a white, cutoff t-shirt under a down vest had hurled a trashcan through the big plate glass window and crawled in after; ranting and bloody, like a great, white bloody grub… when security flocked to surround him, a few shoppers bolted for the exit with unpaid-for merchandise.

          “Can’t anybody around here do their job?” Big Sonny wailed.

          In the parking lot behind the loading dock, customers… some still waving receipts… shouted and shoved back at the Screaming Eagles as Craig Synch and the Mexicans pulled down the metal security gates while Marko, on the outside, slipped a padlock through the slots as the crowd realized that he was part of the hated Giga-Plex establishment, swarmed and dragged him down while a score of angry ticketholders turned their wrath on the Eagles’ van, rocking it like a porta-pottie

          Back in the stockroom, Anjelika approached the cherrypicker, climbing halfway to hail Tom Eppert

          “That was good work, Mr. Tom…”

          “I can handle myself…” Tom said, with no little pride, giving Big Sonny’s deputy a closer look – though somewhat mannish, he figured that the big rootin’-Teuton from Waco seldom got tired, Nancy’s favorite complaint.

          He smiled broadly, tipping his helmet.

          “We have a certain problem closing down the store when some people do not want us closed.  But we must close,” Anjelika appealed to him…

          “Those gates outside the windows?” he ventured.

          “I assemble a team, and Captain Capps protects us with men, and his guns…”

          Tom let his hands fall into his lap.  “What’s in it for me?” he inquired.

          “Twenty dollars off that set Mark gave you…” Anjelika offered,

          “He didn’t give me anything, I earned it.  And I’m gonna pay him…” Tom promised.

          “Well, you get a payment off.  I’ll speak to Mark…”

          “You do that.   Yeah… and I’ll do that.  OK, you got a deal…” and Tom prepared to climb down.  “Details… well we’ll work those out later, just remember… you owe me, and a helluva lot more than a Jackson.”

          So, while a couple of armed Eagles held the mob roaming the Mall at bay, Tom joined Anjelika and the Manager, a couple of burly salesmen from Appliantology and Jurgen of 007 in drawing down the metal gates, pulverizing two hands, a forearm and an ankle thrust between gate and concrete floor.  Curses flew off their backs like raindrops.  As descending steel covered the broken window, two drunks rushed the crew and, while sweating, grunting Eagles pulled them away, Mark Tenison assumed a pose, declaring…

          “I know karate…”

          Capps, seeing things under control, more or less, returned through the security door in the gate over the entrance, only to be assailed by Big Sonny.

          “That’s a dead guy there, cuffed to my property.  Get him out of here before he starts to smell!”

          So, with only the Exit gate remaining up, Tom helped Capps and two other Eagles finally decuffed the corpse from Westy’s pole… dragged the damn thing to the threshold and flung it out into the Promenade, quieting the crowd long enough for Lester to pull down the gate, affix the padlock, and return to the store via the security door, followed by a silent, battered Marko Mosrovich, who’d finally navigated his way back from the parking lot.

          The clock in the Food Court tolled midnight.  And the Dominator… now tuned to an infomercial… radiated on, hypnotizing those inside and outside the store.

 

 

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