SAVAGE SATURDAY

 

45)   Super Sunday, 12:01 – 1:00 AM  BAGS of BLOOD!”

 

At a considerable cost in life and property, Giga-Plex was now secure… though hundreds of enraged shoppers… overwhelmingly young, male and inebriated… still roamed the One World Mall; smashing windows, looting merchandise, assaulting staff and other patrons.  The nearby Farragut Methodist Church had tolled midnight, a minute later than the clock in the Food Court; the twin chimes recalling to consciousness a bloody, beaten Reverend Ellsworth Goodwin, lying face down in the mud of the construction site behind the Mall under a menacing array of girders and construction cranes.  He rose, dripping, staggered off towards the beckoning neon.  People were streaming in and out of the vacant CD store - fighting over looted booty in the parking lot… gangs smashing windows of cars… inside the Food Court, Jean-Francoís was being robbed at gunpoint of the Baffler’s day’s receipts.  Broke (but, at least, unshot) he refused to turn the Off switch, knowing this abstention would leave the laughing, swaying head of Ghede operative all night, cursed America and ran off to check his options in France on the social media.

          In Mark Tenison’s office, strategy was plotted… orders barked… Anjelika, Vern Cooth, Big Sonny, Faubourg and Capps huddled round the manager while others drifted in and out as summoned, or to deliver messages.

          “Haven’t heard jack from the Feds,” Captain Capps observed, grimly, “…from those state or county pricks either… I just hope those gates are as strong as they look…”

          “They are.  I’ve had them forged on a little island in the Caribbean we need not mention,” Big Sonny smirked, “they’ll stand up to a Category Four hurricane, maybe a Five…”

       “But will it stand up to a bunch of goddam Commanders fans?” Vern objected.

“Certainly a lot longer than that tincan chainlink covering most of the other stores here…” Sonnenschein smiled.

“It’ll hold,” Mark promised.  “How long can those idiots roam around outside, howling, before it gets through their heads that they’ll have to come back tomorrow?”

“Might be awhile.  They’re stealing beer and wine from Giga-Mart and trying to loot the liquor store…”

          Hearing this, Big Sonny opened his cell, trying to raise the GM boss, Estrada.  After twenty seconds of ringing, he snapped it shut.

          “Not answering.  Captain, I want all the surveillance tapes… here and across the way… secured and copied tomorrow morning.  Don’t even send ‘em back to Waco, find some of those local robbers and make them pay their price off the books – understand? – one more thing, be sure to get affidavits; I don’t want some damn lawyer challenging our chain of possession.  Fred, first thing tomorrow get your fat ass down to… what’s the county seat of this cesspool?  College Park?  Baltimore?  Bribe the D.A. or break him – I don’t care.  I expect prosecutions… lots of prosecutions… and none of this suspended sentence BS either.  Criminals have to pay the price…”

          “I’ll do what I can, but we got liberals runnin’ the country, now, sort of, state and county, too… and that’s three strikes… besides, this part of Maryland, it’s sorta uh, dark, you know?

          Big Sonny nearly exploded.  “Then use the Revised Patriot Act!”

          “I’ll do what I can,” the lobbyist hitched up his trousers, “speakin’ of the dark continent, what do you want to do with those guys cuffed to the tent?”

          “Leave ‘em overnight, let ‘em piss their pants… get a little hungry and tired, think twice about ripping off a Giga-Plex,” Big Sonny said with a mean little glint stealing into his watery, blue eyes.

          “Hopefully the County will be in a better position to take them off our hands so we can clean it up, that urination problem…” Tenison parsed, “and the... uhnnn... other?  Anjelika, if I get people, a new batch of temps, in by six, how long till we can get this place cleaned up and reopen?”

          “Before nine, probably… unless you order these people to work all night…”

          “Better let them get a little sleep… OSHA, you know?” Sonnenschein warned.  “Tenison, there’s got to be a paint store or something where Mexicans hang out in the early morning; send a truck out with that guy in the back, run ‘em in and out, pay cash and fuck the Trump Act.  Is there a way… can we get our staff out through the fire door up front if there’s still a crowd outside?  I don’t trust that Sergeant Mays…”

          “He’s worthless,” Tenison concurred while Capps opened his phone, trying to raise the Eagles’ truck.  “Better to just send them through my office door, here, they can go down the corridor to the inventory space and out into the parking lot.  I’ve already called for reinforcements…”

          “Can’t reach the truck.  Fuck!  Everything in this fuckin’ place is out of whack…” Lester Capps snarled, scratching his butt.

          If anything, Capps had understated the situation.  As still-terrified Giga-Plex staff coped with the mess, screams and bangings resounded from both sides of the metal gates while, outside, mall security was being overwhelmed and screaming men charged through Giga-Mart, pummeling staff and grabbing merchandise.  Earline Soames attempted to hide under a register but a trio of familiar faces loomed over her… the three grinning college kids, Alpha, Moonface and Shorty.

          “Hello, sweet thang…” Alpha crowed, popping the top off a fresh beer from the rapidly emptying display case.

          “We’re baaack!” Moonface leered.

          She screamed, but the invaders… most headed to the beer and wine display… paid no heed, not even Rev. Godwin, staggering in after the mob; a bloody and beaten Rev. Godwin in shirtsleeves and collar – humiliated, cold and crowned in filth.  Earline observed a female clerk being dragged into a restroom, her screams rising, then, suddenly, ceasing.  Jack Gobelman, naked save for his Armani jacket and muddy, skidmarked untidy whities ambled through the wine section, blithely comparing vintages before snatching three bottles of warm champagne… one for each pocket of his filthy suit jacket.  He smashed the neck off the third and swilled through bloody lips, stumbling out of the Giga-Mart and into the Food Court to gape at the animated Ghede head… swaying, rotating, fairly trembling with peals of hideous laughter.

          In the Title Pawn cum Plasma Center next door to the vacant CD shop, a manager with a shotgun fired at looters massed in front of his interior door, reloaded and fired again.  His exterior glass shattered by a concrete block, more zombies swarmed in; he fired once more at the mob, and then was overwhelmed.  A few lucky looters escaped with fistfuls of cash and other people’s car titles… others, under stronger influences, grabbed plastic bags of blood and plasma, holding them up to the light, wondering what to do. 

          One adventurous soul emptied half a bag of AB negative into a half-filled bottle of Old Mister Boston vodka, swilled and smiled and started a microfad.

          Behind their gates, the Giga-Plex employees attempted to go about their business as if it were just another night.  Two Mexicans wheeled the last of Voivode Technology’s Dominators into a rectangle, screens facing out and blasting Dulcolax commercials; Vicki was totaling up her register’s hefty receipts while Craig… coming back into the store after the closing of the loading dock… was feeling reckless.

          “So…” and he leaned his filthy elbows on the chrome bagging area she’d just sprayed and wiped, “nice day…”

          Annoyed, she looked up to the cameras whirring away amidst the catwalks and crevices of Giga-Plex and the rest of the Mall as if to hope that somebody in Waco would take note of Synch’s impertinence.  Through the image-rotating monitor under the register, she heard the fists banging on the closed metal door of the loading area, saw the vampire guzzle his bloody cocktail, smack his lips.  “Not for me.  Salespeople happy, Mark happy… did you get plenty of tips?”

          “Sure… mostly suggestions on what I could do to myself.  But I made it… I was acting supervisor on the dock and nothing terrible happened…”

          “So you gonna ask for a raise?  Maybe, even, eight bucks an hour?”

          Craig scrunched his elbows up nearer the cashbox, ignoring the screaming and banging outside.   “Never know.  Taylor really fucked up, don’t even know if they’ll let him back.  Tom, the guy on the crane, said he’d come in for two weeks, then… gone!  He’s a big, dumb old coot, I play him right, he’ll show me how to use the cherrypicker, and then…”

          The commotion outside became too violent to ignore… someone pounding on the fire door built into the gate… a desperate voice crying out…

          “It’s Mays, Sergeant Mays… for the love of God, somebody let me in!  They’re killing us out here.  Killing me…”

          “Wow… that doesn’t sound good, think I should let him in?”

          You’re the one thinks he wanted such responsibility, now, you decide…”

          “Hell no, I’m deciding.  I’m calling… hey, Cappy!  Captain Capps…”

          Lester had been busily trotting towards the satellite corner - he stopped, angry.  “What now?”

          Craig pointed.  “That Sergeant from Mall Security outside, it sounds bad…”

          And even Capps could hear Mays and the rest of his unarmed rent-a-cops screaming now and, under the demonic laughter and scuffling, the Sergeant’s plea… softer now, as if diminished by broken ribs or a shattered jaw…

          “Let me in!  For the love of God… help… anybody…”

          The Screaming Eagle shook his head.  Shoulda known better.  Not our job, kid… we’re safe until this crap dies down, so long as everybody follows orders.  Door stays closed… and that’s my order.

Thin red blood started flowing under the gates, peppered with little white specks that Craig decided not to contemplate… still chained to the tentpole (though, at least, without his dead companion, now) Westy Soames called out to Lester…

          “Hey officer, what about us?  Me!  Ain’t supposed to be here, I was framed…”

          And a couple of wiseguys cuffed to the opposite pole echoed: “Framed!”  “Innocent!”

“Shut up, all of you,” Capps snarled.  “Maybe I should just throw you out there, tell them animals that you’re the guys made us run out of inventory…”

          With an evil glare at Craig for disturbing his itinerary with the Mall cops’ tragedy, Lester returned to Sputnik Station as Ralph Richards, trying and failing to keep pace with Skinner and McHale’s technical banter, sensed that Soames might be a cut above the usual thief, telling him…

          “We’re all going to die…”

          “Oh man, I don’t have to hear that…” Westy protested.

          Richards’ despair did have the effect of gaining the attention of the two wunderkinds.  Ed picked up one of the advance copies of the advertisement that would hit the Sunday papers in only a few hours, now.  “Not necessarily so,” he said, thwacking the tech desk as if to kill a virtual fly.  “We’ve got the Eagles, more coming in, and there’s plenty of stuff here that could be weaponized in the worst-case scenario.  Hell, we could hold off an army with those Blu-Ray 2 disks, break ‘em in half and they’re sharper than ninja stars… catch some bad actor in the throat, curtains!”

I think there’s potential in those smart pest control units back in Appliantology,” Thunder countered, “…you just have to rev up the dispersion unit with, I don’t know… pepper spray?”

       “Cyanide.  Napalm, maybe…” Total scoffed…

General Westmoreland Soames shook his head.  “An’ you’re the psycho fucks locking me up?”

          And then, all turned as Captain Capps stalked back to the sarcen of televisions to confer with Big Sonny… the big boss hectoring his musicians who’d been enjoying repeat viewings of the runway models on the Dominator, waiting for the all-clear signal.  With plenty of scowls, the Soft Shell combo picked up their instruments and dove into a curiously listless medley of Dixieland standards while Leland B. Sonnenschein slapped Effie Lou on the butt, whispering a few words into her ear.  As if programmed, she began to dance, the other tired Giga-Grrrlz following, but without enthusiasm…

          “No reason for a body not to have fun!” Sonny beamed.  A handful of trapped customers began to gather and, as Capps motioned the Girlzz to shimmy towards the fire door, four Eagles prepared to eject the gazers and the gapers – quickly and summarily…

And the Dominator, inexorably, continued radiating evil rays and broadcasting, at an unpleasant volume and pitch, the pontifications of Evan Augsberg.

          “I’m now outside of the One World Mall, Ted, where I’ve been receiving reports that it’s bad inside, bad as the January Six riots five years ago, bad as in the Superdome during Hurricane Katrina, a few years further back.  People seem to have lost their heads, and… wait, sir?”

          The commentator strained to detain one of the fleeing Mall rent-a-cops… face bloody, uniform torn.  Augsberg’s target sprinted by but, seeing the cameras rolling, bowed to the inevitable American yen for publicity, turned and made an obscene gesture…

          “They’re killin people in there!  It’s a slaughterhouse,” bawled the security guard, “…not worth dyin’ for, not for seven-fifty an hour or even seventeen-fifty… no gun and no benefits.  You wanna know what to do, send the Air Force over and nuke the place…”

          “Ted, we may have to take that out… oh, no?” the newsman added, pretending to jiggle the microphone comline running across from ear to lip like a silver scar from a pimp’s knife.  “Well, that’s live television… we’re going to try to get a statement from the local police but, until then, back to you, Ted…”

          Effie Lou Wilson, rapt with excitement and fear and moving her arms and legs like a puppet with her strings pulled by a drunken Gepetto once she had passed the fire door and the vermin at her heels had been evicted, now turned from an old Fraser rerun on a giant Haier tube to Crystal, Rae and Sabra Martin while the Dixieland band fell to arguing what to play next…

          D’ja hear that?” she rolled her eyes.  “It’s crazy out there, it’s like… we’re in a jungle!”

          “Racist!  What do you know about jungles?” Rae scoffed.

          “That they’re dangerous.  I wish all that pounding and screaming would stop…”

          “They just love us…” Crystal maintained.

          “Want to eat us up…”

          Effie Lou’s eyes widened another f-stop and she placed a hand across her ample, vinyl-coated bosom.  “That’s horrible, Sabra…”

          “Don’t worry, Effie,” the runner-up cracked, “Big Sonny will protect you… with his, his…”

          “His Big Sonnyness?” was the best Crystal could do, but the three girls still enjoyed a laugh while a solitary tear dripped from Miss Dominator’s eye, winding its way down the shiny, white bikini-top.

          “You’re mean…”

          As the band finally settled upon a vengeful rendition of “St. James Infirmary”, the Grrrlz went back to doing what they were paid for doing… dancing… even though all their advocates among the Giga-Plex customers had been evicted; nobody remaining but hardcore looters darting through the aisles, hollow-eyed bosses and cretinous staff.  Ray Wilson guided Honey Keissler back towards the loading dock, away from Anjelika’s conscript gangs sweeping the floor and straightening inventory after the long night’s ordeal.  There, Tom Eppert was searching through the much-diminished inventory for the Tungwa that Mark Tenison had set aside for him – bent forward like a Sherlock Holmes who’d lost his magnifying glass; Marko… bloody lip curled into a secret, Balkan smirk, one eye blackened from the pounding he’d taken out behind the loading dock… was smoking, tapping his feet in time to the beat as the four remaining Romanian 92’s, throbbed with the soundtrack to a Time Magazine infomercial for classic soul CDs featuring the sound of Stax, Motown and… at the moment… James Brown.  The music pierced Honey like a dirty wind, sickening and exciting her at once… she started to shake, gulped, gives Ray a weak smile…

          “Guess those Dominators ain’t goin’ anywhere, tonight?” she inquired.

          “Forget ‘em, kid.  I got a better plan!”

          Honey took a deep breath.  If James Brown could  still sound and feel good… even after his demise… she could, also.  “You do?”

          Ray looked around to be sure that nobody else was watching him… the Mexicans seemed just as absorbed as Marko with the program, and Tom continued his manic, fruitless searching.  Even so, he lowered his voice.

          “You get off on that crank?”

          “Sure!  But I don’t want any more, I just wanna get out of here, go home and crash.  I think I made a lot of money today; I don’t even know how much, maybe a thousand if those damn assholes don’t come back and return their shit… I make even half that tomorrow and the rest of the month is gravy, which suits me fine.  All I want to do is sleep and party… I don’t know,” she shook her head, “I’m so fucked up…”

          “How’d you like to make enough so that you wouldn’t have to come back tomorrow?  Or ever?”

          “Well sure, but… it’s crazy out there!  Lester said people were being robbed in the parking lot… uh… that’s not what you’re talking about, is it?”

          “Hell no, girl,” Ray sneered, “I’m slick, but I ain’t sick.  All this shit goin’ down tonight is cover, the perfect cover.  Bet you don’t know where that meth comes from…”

          West Virginia?” Honey guessed.

          “Nope.  Right here.”  And Ray pointed downward.  “They gotta lab under Oil Change Charlie’s… Charlie and his guys.  It’s perfect.  See, the trouble with meth labs is that they stink, so what’s the perfect place to hide one under?  A stinky garage, smells like gas and oil…”

          “But some of those guys are in motorcycle gangs… Bandidos, Diablos, outfits like that.  Wouldn’t it be dangerous?”

          “Who’s to know?  They’ll think some of those idiots out there stumbled onto the place.  Won’t even think about me, let alone you…”

          “Gee I don’t know…” Honey wavered…

          “Only way to mess up is if someone started movin’ the stuff around here, so them guys with an IQ of like, two, find out?  But me, I got connections out of town.  Philly, Atlanta… thousands,” he reminded her…

          Honey bit her lip, thinking it over.  Ray was waiting for her to make a decision, but that old, creepy idiot, Tom Eppert had come over, asking his same old creepy questions…

“Hey guys, either of you see one of those Tungwas around, twenty-seven incher?… had a paper taped to it, said, reserved for me…”

Ray chose to play dumb, rather than getting into a discussion with the big goof.  “For me?”

          “No, for… it’s mine.  M…Mark set it aside for me…” and Eppert smiled, the guy probably thought he was a comedian.  “Put his mark-down-Mark mark on it.  My name.  Eppert.  Or maybe Tom, just Tom…”

          “Well, there’s televisions all over,” Ray observed.  Ain’t seen one like that… you better talk to Mark, but wait until he gets through with that meeting of his…”

          And Tom looked hungrily towards the Manager’s door – shut tight as a bank vault.  “Yeah,” he said.  “Thanks…”

          “Even New York City!” Ray delivered his killshot.

          “Money won’t change you,” James Brown wailed, “but time… will take you out!”

 

 

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